#ouchh!

[whoisnero0426]

One of my dads high school stories

One time when my dad was in high school, He was sitting next to his friend and he was getting roasted by rather corpulent classmates. They moved their chairs. Why? To level the room off according to my dad's friend.

[clockwork-vaginas]

I walked over to my grandma and wanted to sit on her lap and she pushed me away and say "wtf, I should be making you carry me!" So I started fake crying and yelled, "you dont love me anymoree!!" Then she kicked me! >.<