Looking to Buy: A Perfect-for-Me Space
Name: Caitlin
Budget: $20 and some pocket lint
Move-in Date: ASAP
I’m Looking For:
· California King Bed—MUST be soft!
· At least 100 blankets—MUST be comfy!
· Seven pillows—MUST be cloud quality!
· An endless fridge…y’know, for late night snackage.
· No less than 800 cats and 32 dogs and 2 ferrets (Please note: someone must come in to take care of them twice daily, as I will be very busy…napping).
· Big windows to let some sunlight in…But also sun-blocking blinds for when I want to crawl into a depressed hole.
· A TV with a Netflix account.
· A Macbook with a wifi connection!
· Christmas lights—and lots of them. I want to feel the festive running through my veins.
· A fully-stocked library. Watch Beauty & the Beast to see what I mean.
· Music—just set up the speakers and I can handle the rest.
There CANNOT Be:
· Any dark shadows, squeaky floorboards, or otherwise scary noises.
· Spiders or other creepy-crawlers.
· Negativity—I generate enough of that on my own, thank you very much.
· Judgement. I know I am a giant, lazy potato. I embrace it. I don’t need anyone judging me for it.