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I DID THE STUPID

I MADE A SHIRO BLOG

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Wishlist: this kind of situation

Airachnid, very quietly: I love you Ratchet: Wait, what was that? Airachnid: I mean, I’m above you. Because I’m taller. [awkwardly looks around] Goodbye, this conversation never happened. [quickly walks out of the room] Ratchet: .....

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It’s munday and I will share a fact with you: I fucking love Shiro

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Timeline;

I’m bored so I’m going to make a timeline of important events in Airachnid’s life not that anyone wants to know

0 years (0 vorns) - Comes out of the Well of Allsparks, immediately taken in by arachnicons.

100 years (1.2 vorns) - Kicked out of arachnicon village for a crime she did not commit.

100 years (1.2 vorns) - 200,000 years (2,410 vorns) - Lived in the wilds of Cybertron.

100,000 years (1,024 vorns) - Her first kill. They were someone wandering the Sea of Rust and she was desperately low on energon. She killed them with her bare dentae.

200,000 years (2,410 vorns) - 1 million years (12,049 vorns) - Her “rebellious” phase, basically was a punk that wandered from town to town and Cybertron’s underground. She mainly liked Tarn and Kaon.

430,000 years (5,181 vorns) - “Adopted” by Tarantulas.

1 million years (12,049 vorns) - 3 million years (36,145 vorns) - Lived her life as an artisan, mostly making clothes for the upper caste.

3 million years (36,145 vorns) - 3,000,664 years (36,153 vorns) - Went to medical school in Iacon.

3,000,664 years (36,153 vorns) - She murdered her medical professor Promethion after wrongly failing her on a test that she actually passed, he failed her because he could not believe an arachnicon of her caste could do so well. He was gutted and his energon spread all across the room.

3,000,665 years (36,153 vorns) - 8.75 million years (105,422 vorns) - Ran away and lived in Kaon as a assassin, bounty hunter, and trafficker of all sorts.

8.75 million years (105,422 vorns) - 8,751,660 years (105,442 vorns) - War time.

8,751,660 years (105,442 vorns) - (135,542 vorns) 11.25 million years - Airachnid goes rouge and begins her trophy collection.

11.25 million years (135,542 vorns) - Today.

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How goddess!Airachnid got kicked out of the realm of the gods

Optimus: OK we got Cybertronians, time for something to keep them company. Airachnid, make some animals.

Airachnid: K

Airachnid: [makes predators and they eat the Cybertronians]

Optimus: No, NICE animals!

Airachnid: ... K

Airachnid: [makes scavengers]

Optimus: No, nice animals that are not terrifying.

Airachnid: ..... K

Airachnid: [does literally anything but that]

Optimus: OK it's clear you don't respect me or have any love in your heart so we'll curse you for all eternity to feel nothing but eternal cold.

basically everyone: [kicks her ass out]

Optimus: WILL SOMEONE MAKE SOME NICE ANIMALS PLEASE.

Ratchet: On it.

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2, 5, 7, 13

[EVEN MORE SALT]

7. Has someone made you unfollow/block them without a second thought because of a petty reason?

I’ve never blocked anyone for a petty reason, but I have unfollowed plenty of people over petty stuff all the time. I use the unfollow button very liberally.

13. Ever told someone not to follow/rp with a particular person because something that happened to you in the past?

Yes, yes I have because I know people don’t change unless they want to change.

2. What are your unpopular opinion(s) of the fandom you’re rping in?

I’m a walking unpopular opinion and I could be listing a bunch of my opinions all day long. But, here are some:

I think the Lambo twins are overrated

I don’t believe Cybertronians go through heat cycles at all

TFP Starscream is actually a very competent leader

TFP Soundwave overall is kinda overrated too, he’s hardly a character in canon

I just plain don’t like Knock Out very much (I’m trying I really am but I just can’t like him)

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Headcanon time since Airachnid wants to do other things.

Airachnid sometimes purposefully buy cygarettes with elements that are toxic to the wildlife of a certain planet  (in the case of the Earth, it’s cygs with lead, arsenic, barium, etc.), just to smoke them and blow the smoke on the local wildlife. And then watch it die if the poor creature is small enough to be affected by sudden, acute poisoning of these elements.

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In honor of the LS stream chat messing up