An Open Letter
Hello, denizens of Tumblr. My name is Francine—though you may also know me as Faust, F, or BanjoriBanjori. Hi. Hello. I am here to make a request. I am making this post to extend an offer for those whom it applies;
If you or someone you love is soon to have their uterus and/or ovaries removed, I will pay you for it once it is out and provide a P.O. Box for you to send it to me.
To clarify, I will not pay for the procedure in which the extraction is done. I work at a Dairy Queen. I cannot pay for medical bills with a Dairy Queen salary. As that is the case, I will only pay for shipping fees. I will, however, fulfill any extra costs that come shipping to America (thanks, Trump (sarcasm)). All I ask is that you put it in the box (ideally in a chilled, sanitized container) and send it my way.
I am not an organ trafficker attempting to wrangle unsuspecting tumblr users into my business; I just want these particular ones for my own purposes. Think of it as a commission.
I understand that the uterus and ovaries may be removed separately in separate surgical instances. If you can only provide me with one or the other, that is fine.
If you are interested in my offer, please do not hesitate to send me a message through Tumblr’s instant messaging and/or askbox features. If you are not interested, please reblog and share this posts so that I have a better chance at obtaining these vital organs (vital in that they are important for me to obtain). Thank you.