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Dear Wayne,For some reason I managed to find an enchanted quill to right down everything that I say, so bare with me as this happens.
Please don’t feel as if you need to 100% figure yourself out. Every time I’ve been around you I’m intoxicated or have some sort of stick up my ass, which isn’t me all the time. Actually I’m drunk right now but that’s besides the point.It’s fucking Hogwarts and this is the one year that shit hasn’t hit the fan. Take the time to fucking figure everything out and don’t think too much into it. Our final years we should just focus on school, ourselves, and whatever food is in the Great Hall for any of the meals we have.
The time right now is 2AM, and it’s really abnormal of me to have a letter written but I thought you should know this. Sober Ernie won’t remember this and will probably deny it because he hates being moderately deep. If he’s being an asshole he means well, still getting over everything after the battle.Sincerely,Ernest