TEXT: ...If she eats me Bonnie. IF SHE EATS ME. I did not sign up for cannibalism. I didn't even sign up. Don't even utter the word 'cool' around Simon. Nope. Uh gawd fine you can be the only exception but don't tell people about it they'll start thinking they can approach me and involve me with society.
[text] She's not gonna eat you, stop being such an over-dramatic grumps!!! Oh, but also "If they ever make a cannibal stew of you, invite me too!" FRIENDSHIP. What, does he hate cool? Yaaaay, I might make a decent kid outta you yet!! ;)
~a smidge of a moment later~
[text] ....Greg. GREGORY. You didn't tell me HE WAS COOOOOOL. >:U











