The Hole
Padawan Shaak: Plo, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?
Padawan Plo: Seventeen again?
Shaak: Yeah.
Plo: Pretty sure it fell in the hole.
Shaak: What hole- OH MY GOD
*ominous hole noises*
Shaak: What is that?!
Plo: It's a hole.
Shaak:
Shaak: Well I can see that. What's it doing there?
Plo: Well I woke up this morning... *takes a long sip of his tea*
Plo: Then there was a hole.
Shaak: What're you gonna do about it?
Plo: Well I put a rug over it
*OMINOUS HOLE NOISES*
Plo: Yeah, it fell in the hole.
Shaak: Should we call the Temple Guard or something?
Plo: Oh yeah I called the Temple Guard.
Shaak: ...Well where are there?
Plo: They're in the hole.
*OMINOUS HOLE NOISES*
Shaak:
Shaak: ...Where is your uncle?
Plo:
Shaak: Plo, where is your uncle?
Plo: He's at work.
Shaak: Oh, good. Where does he work?
Plo: In the hole.
*i think you get the jist of what this is indicating*
Shaak: God!
Shaak: How deep even is this thing?
Shaak: *Takes a book and throws it in*
Plo, sadly: That was my favorite book. Now it's in the hole.
*ominous hole noises*
Shaak: Plo, do you even know what this is? Like, for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a... a portal to HELL or- Plo? Plo? PLO!
Plo: Hey what's up I got a snack *munch*
Shaak: ...
Shaak: Plo, will you PLEASE take this seriously?
*HOLE PERSON NOISES*
Shaak: *screaming noises*
Plo: *gunshot noises*
*dying hole person noise*
Shaak: ?!?!*%$#
Shaak: WHAT WAS THAT?
Plo: Hole person.
Shaak: Where did it come from?
Plo:
Shaak: Right... the hole- dude why are you being so calm about this?
Plo: I'm more worried about that space octopus.
Shaak:









