#painkiller count

[hillside-heirlooms]

current painkiller count: 373

last updated: 20/6/26

userbox by @/misc-userbox

dr. fizz + lifering stamps by @/stupidgraphics

painkiller stamp by @/thisdastampdoesnotexist,

[peach-flavoured-silliness]

august count yippeeee

ibuprofen: 8

acetaminophen: 3

ubrogepant: 8

total: 19

[hillside-heirlooms]

🔔HILLSIDE HEIRLOOM

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Hello! We're the Hillside Heirloom harvest. We're collectively a huge fan of apples, and are continually fascinated by heirloom apples, where our system name is derived from.

You can call us Hill collectively if you're unsure who's fronting!

We're an unknown-genic system of 11 lovely headmates! Very pro-endo <3

We're a huge fan of apples and apple varieties (affectionately referred to as "the appletism"), object media (BFDI, II, Objectified, and so on), a bunch of webcomics (ask for our recs!), as well as the band They Might Be Giants.

More TBA ^^

Tags!

#hillside humming -> talking tag

#orchard's art -> our art tag

#picked fresh! -> ask tag

#friendposting -> any post involving a friend or talking about friends :]

#name | pronouns -> headmate tags

we're normal about painkiller, despite what your sources might tell you.

current painkiller count: 380

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last updated: 26/7/26

[pt: last updated: 26/7/26 /end pt]

[hillside-heirlooms]

how much pain could a painkiller kill if a painkiller could kill pain

About 364% of the pain gets killed methinks