Jul 8, 2016
Pandora: *plays P!aTD "that green gentleman"*
Me:
Me:
Me, squinting loudly: wwait one Mcmotherfucking second
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Pandora: *plays P!aTD "that green gentleman"*
Me:
Me:
Me, squinting loudly: wwait one Mcmotherfucking second
Pandora’s being a rude yet ironic little shit right now...I’m still working on my rough draft and I got to a point about Mary Kelly’s carotid artery being severed and it immediately starts playing “Bleeding Out” by Imagine Dragons.
HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THE RARE CELESTIAL TACO DRAGON? HE IS A MAGICAL BEING THAT GRANTS MEXICAN DREAMS.
Pandora: ....yes. I have. Also, I absolutely hate Mexican food with a burning passion beyond anything in the world, beyond my hate for Perseus and Enchiladas, even beyond my hatred of Eon’s mother, do not speak of tacos around me. You celestial bio hazard anon.
bringtheflood replied to your post:why the fuck is it when i start write for maxie...
PANDORA ALWAYS KNOWS.
i turned on my pandora and instantly it was like, "I'M NOT OVER U JUST YET" and im just
wtf pandora u havent played this song in weeks up until now
Me: N0 im a big tough hardcore metal person i am so amazing and strong.
*Cats in the Cradle by Harry Chapin Plays*
Me: *crys like child* I miss my daddy :'(
oh now it's playing instrumental music that sounds like it was rejected from the spirit: stallion of the cimarron soundtrack and got angry and rebelled by trying to fit into like every other setting