#paper undertable

[lazydust91]

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[lazydust91]

h-hey, woah now, i wasn't expecting such an outpouring of love.

... honestly? thanks, guys.

i needed this.

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This post was inspired by some of the messages my friends sent me after learning about this account and reading my posts. Here's to hoping I can continue to share content here.

Also, new character appearances! Woo!

[lazydust91]

howdy, me. i gotta ask, do i ever plan to ask myself questions anonymously? it'd surely help me with content and stuff. no better place to look for funny jokes than in the mirror, am i right?

what?

no, that's absurd. why would i laugh at my own reflection?

but, regardless, to answer my question: yes, i will be asking myself anonymous questions from time to time.

i've also asked some buddies of mine to occasionally do this too, so if you see a message in all caps, that's my little bro, paper undertable.

thanks for asking me a question, me.

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does anybody else wanna ask me anything?

[lazydust91]

Normally I don't just make purely meta posts, but things have ended up getting out of hand for me again for different reasons than before, and I'm not sure if I can even start the lore arc I had planned for the page now.

It's not so much that I'm unable to, but a lot of the motivation I had for the concept has faded over time, and I'm considering taking up something else instead.

If I do that, this page will still exist, and it'll almost certainly continue again at some point in the future, but I'd be far more capable of putting my time and love into that other project idea.

Also, in addition to that other project idea being more favorable right now, that would be something where I explore creating art made specifically for the content.

How would you feel if one more alternate universe for Undertale came into existence?

Oh, also, the fanon Sands the Skeleton is from has a name now. Welcome to Objecttale, the game where everybody both died and didn't.

[lazydust91]

what did the paper say to the dust?

... IT'S TIME TO GET OFF THE MACHINES, SANDS. YOU'VE REACHED THE TIME LIMIT THAT DOCTOR SCALE UNDERSEA SET FOR YOU.

but that wasn't the punchline, and i didn't get to finish my post yet.

BED. NOW.

... okay. you know i can't say no to you, bro. you're so cool.

OF COURSE I, THE GREAT PAPER, AM COOL! NYAH HAH HAH!

[lazydust91]

OKAY, SO!

PROFILE UPDATE!

I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING UNTIL I WAS SURE, BUT I GOT HELP FROM SCALE UNDERSEA, AND I THINK SANDS IS ACTUALLY OKAY! (AND, ALSO, THAT HE IS ACTUALLY SANDS UNDERTABLE, AND NOT SOME RANDOM DUSTED BONES.)

SCALE MANAGED TO OPEN UP THE VACUUM THAT GOT HIM, AND WE THINK WE GOT ALL OF HIM OUT. THERE THANKFULLY WASN'T MUCH ELSE IN THE TANK AT THE TIME.

I'M GONNA LET HIM TYPE SOMETHING HERE SOON, BUT IT'LL NEED TO BE NEXT POST.

Yeah, I guess I decided to bring the blog back, lol. How's it hangin', dudes? 🤙

This won't be a regular thing by a longshot, as I've still got life stuff to deal with, but I'll start making the occasional post again.

Hope people like what I've got in store! 😁