#parker rant

[0400parker]

studying furry art for a school assignment

ohjmy god thsi is not for the weak

this is so hard how do ppl dk ghsi

expect SO much furry art i nerd to master this

[alkyls]

i was looking at the new stardew valley updates (*cough* im a console player *cough*) and these are just of the few that caught my eye

THEY CHANGED THE TEA SAPLING PRICE?? dude i feel so bad for all the speedrunners and ppl who like getting early game money, AND THEY REDUCED THE TIMES YOU GET MUSHROOMS IN THE MUSHROOM CAVE :(( bawling my eyes out, but there are a lot of rlly good changes like the rugs fix 🥹 made me so happy

[itss-the-stars]

Dear Boreas,

WHAT THE FUCK?

Sincerely,

A demigod who is going to freeze her ass off going to and from school in NYC

[alkyls]

bawling my eyes out bc of my neocities, on mobile it looks like my header img is a stamp 🥹🥹

HES SO CUTE

[0400parker]

buldak ramen is so overrated i js got sick off my ass over the pink flavor and it didn't even taste good

[0400parker]

not much of a ranter in general i much prefer to post art but oh my god if this reaches like anyone at all, does anyone else have an extreme phobia of caterpillars like oh my god I have not seen anything on this earth that parallels this feeling and I'm a horror junkie. Is this how arachnaphobes feel because wowwww I acc cannot look at them I'd genuinely have a fucking meltdown if I saw one in real life. I simultaneously crave drawing them for my sona because, in theory, the concept of them seems cute but FUCKKKK I cant do it it's actually so incredibly horrifying. I dont have this problem with ANY other bug. I like a good handful of bugs, beetles are my favorite creatures. For the record grubs do not bother me in the slightest. I'd genuinely rather watch an uncensored surgery close up then a video of a caterpillar crawling on camera they are EVIL LITTLE HAIRY SPINY FAT FUCKS worst thing to exist EVER. Imo I think for different reasons different caterpillars ARE horrifying but I think Moth caterpillars are usually more scary to me. Nothing except a little baby kitty should be THAT hairy fucking EW. Of course the barbed ones are AWFUL as well its just the moth caterpillars are (for me) like 5.89% of the time more egregious looking

maybe this is a super common thing and I'm surrounded by bug nerd outliers but I need to find others with this fear 🙏 I swear I only see people shitting themselves over spiders like hello guys the real enemy is RIGHT there.... /hj

[0400parker]

lord of the flies was so good oh my john

yay yay yay bravo wonderful acting. i have been very internally ecstatic about it and will be using my account to get it all out. yessss yes yes yes yes yes... so peak.... oh and apologies for slow updates i think I got artblock... ew... sorray....

[parkerharker]

I’m gonna be honest guys. This year’s awards season sucks. I don’t even feel the need to do my new year catch up I usually do. There’s a couple releases I missed I need to watch. Kinds of Kindness, Nosferatu, The Substance, Anora. But the thing is. The only of those movies that has been winning awards has been The Substance. It seems like all the movies nominated this year are just kinda lame. Emilia Perez??? That movie about a trans woman who deceives her family and commits violence against them??? I don’t wanna fucking see that!! The Brutalist? Brady Corbet I’m sorry you are not Martin Scorsese. You have not earned the right to make four hour movies.

A Complete Unknown does look quite good, and I did miss both Challengers and Queer this year. Maybe I should catch up. I just can’t believe Emilia Perez wasn’t laughed out of the fucking building and where is Dune Part 2??