Oct 25, 2013
Costco: the new place where it could start a gang war
Dear Costco off Kifer,
I love you, but I hate you. Why the hell does it take 15 minutes to find parking? Did that asian grandma really just flip me off?
I love your seasonal foods/display, and the best off-brand T.P a girl can buy. (Seriously, 12 bucks for that many rolls? aweeesommmeeeeee.)
However, I don't like how I can die at any moment's notice in that parking lot of yours. Or why that guy is returning a roasted chicken? Can you seriously do that?
You are the closest one to me by distance, but the least favorite one in the south bay.
'Cause this beezy ain't gonna die over some frozen spinach.
I'm out.