#part satire

[socratesgirl]

i want to be a vampire so i can have a failed situationship and make it my thing for hundreds of years

[socratesgirl]

nothing will ever be as cool as hamlet (2000). hamlet adaptation where ethan hawke delivers to be or not to be in a blockbuster. the yorrick speech is cut. laertes and hamlet tackle each other down a hill into some leaves. get thee to a nunnery is spoken after hamlet finds the wire on her. bill murray is POLONIUS. it's the best adaptation ever made. watch out joss whedon much ado about nothing

[the-wolfbats]

I put instagram in tumblr savior because I don't like seeing people having lives.