Jun 28, 2019
Ball To You Fall Awards
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Ball To You Fall Awards
Give me my fucking participation trophy I earned that by being a millennial If I have to sit through this meeting And explain to you that we all know That "your generation" Can't see anything is worth their time I will just be wasting your time So reward me For my incomprehensible ability Until Alpha and Beta Make me a baby booming rebound And I sit in meetings Talking about my participation trophy Like it mattered Because not everyone got one Let me share my Saliva coated silver spoon With you, Gerber Baby Beta. You need it To taste more Than people like me Like baby boomers Cuz we're just the salt of the earth And your immature tongue can't handle that.
When the world won't give you the Nobel, you buy a gold cup. The theology of hollow power.
THE PARABLE OF THE PARTICIPATION TROPHY
We laughed when they gave kids participation trophies. We said it would make them soft.
Now, the most powerful man in the world has invented a fake award for himself because the Nobel Committee left him on read.
This isn't strength. It's a toddler wearing a Burger King crown while the kitchen burns down.
Not to be a bitch but, no way Pabst won a blue ribbon.
When you’re 21, college student, paying your own way- Pabst will forever be an Award winner. Granted- it’s a participation award, but an award regardless.
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What did the millennial get on his wedding day?
A participation trophy wife.
It’s not erasing our history. Ain’t no statues of Hitler, Goebbels, or Ivan the Terrible in Germany with German people shouting, “heritage, not hate.” The losing team doesn’t get a trophy at the Stanley Cup and nor does the losing team get a Super Bowl participation ring, not even a keychain. Stop making something out of it when there’s nothing there to make anything of. The Union won and Grant’s binge drinking ass got to be the $50, a Dollar Coin, a statue, a bust, and a library. You know why, he won. F**k that statue. Get over it. #thesouthlostgetoverit #participationtrophy #statuesareforwinners (at 滋賀県 琵琶湖) https://www.instagram.com/p/CTo3cieJUit/?utm_medium=tumblr
#ParticipationTrophy https://www.instagram.com/p/CHlwTcSlQ3MFEfJD8T-AXbPm__n59l6DJ4iQF80/?igshid=37q1av4o3w92
Got my participation trophy. #vote #vote2020 #participationtrophy #nosellout (at Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania) https://www.instagram.com/p/CHIccNRlsBV/?igshid=1nlmb6o97dnns