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give em the succ

who???? who is available to give the succ to

Here's a sleepover saturday coming at you! When I was at the end of fifth grade I foul tipped a softball into my face and ended up getting a black eye. My school allowed me to wear sunglasses to class in case I didn't want anyone to see it so I went in looking both like a total badass as well as one of those dicks that wears sunglasses indoors. I was popular for an entire week within my elementary school because everyone thought that it was cool that I got a black eye for whatever reason?

that’s hysterical i’m laughing

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SHOOT THAT SENT PREMATURELY. I was convinced that I wanted to be a palentologist and we had some talent show like arrangement where we had to talk about what we wanted to be when we were older in our auditiorium. We made weird ass choreography for it and everything. The thing is that I have Extreme Social Anxiety so when it was my turn to go on stage and basically reveal to the audience what I wanted to do when I was older I just stood in front of the microphone breathing heavily for 5 minutes.

THANK YOU, PAT, FOR THIS MENTAL IMAGE

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patbroklos replied to your post:patbroklos replied to your post “if anyone wants...

Weren’t they were cousins though? Considering that Servilla and Cato the Younger were siblings

@patbroklos half-cousins, technically. But I figured that Brutus wouldn’t have as much appreciation for cabbage as Porcia u kno.

#patbroklos #like #servilia and cato were half-siblings so #mathematically speaking #Brutus would only have a quarter of the appreciation for cabbage as porcia #then again................. I got a 70 in stats and a B in every other math test I've taken so #but yeah he liked it but not as much as her

patbroklos replied to your post “if anyone wants to know about brutus…. im here”

since he was related to Cato was it decreed that he had to enjoy cabbages

@patbroklos Well Porcia was Cato’s daughter, so I think Brutus must have developed a taste for them after he married her

#patbroklos #assuming she liked cabbages too and ate them a lot #I think you start to like them after you eat them for dinner 100000 days in a row #hahaha just kidding they weren't married for that long #haha... hahhaa..#ha

#ims cmreiang #i lvoe it #submission #patbroklos #people #body image #cato #cato the elder

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the first time I saw Lorenzo’s face in a while was a bust in the Ufizzi gallery and despite the fact that I like him I will personally pay him to Stop

LEAVE HIM OLONE!!

#patbroklos #He Tries #(his younger brother giuliano was the hot one but. he died)

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Livia is wonderful and amazing and had done nothing wrong ever in her life

i’m glad we have a consensus

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