#patreon shit

[barbiebotox]

friends, romans, fellow pervs. i've been thinking about this for a long time and i've decided to start a patreon! even though i am only a smaller tumblrini in this fandom, i see so many of your urls, tags, likes and reblogs in my notes everyday which leads me to believe you like me???? little ol' me???? well i'd love to give you something more than just prime rib home grown organic posts everyday. i want to share more of my work, fanfic specifically, and the behind the scenes of that with you.

i know everyone is struggling so i will still be uploading to ao3, you'll still get the fics i finish, but for anyone wanting a little extra barbie, which includes fics i'll never finish and things i'll never post to ao3, you can join my patreon for that. i've already posted two ficlets that i gave up on months ago but didn't know what to do with. now my patrons get them!

other perks include:

reading my fics 2 days before i upload them to ao3

bts excerpts, a look into my writing process, and any musings i have about my fics

the ability to vote on what fic i work on next after i finish one

you get to choose elements of the fics i write if i need a little help

deleted scenes that don't make it into the final fics

and potential perks include (i'm still figuring these out):

a monthly or fortnightly book club where we pick a fanfic to read and discuss (i'm thinking of doing this on discord... idk we'll figure it out!)

maybe we'll write fics together on a livestream (i've always wanted to do this!)

i've been hesitant to share bts stuff wrt my fanfics because tumblr is such a wide platform and i keep my tumblr open to the public. but i really do love sharing my process of writing and my ideas! i will try to update everyday even if it's just a small update, but i also love writing so expect some musings about fanfiction, fandom and the writing process. i want to get back into writing everyday (my goal is 500 words minimum per day) and this will help me do that.

as expected of me and my fics, my patreon is 18+ only.

i appreciate you all so much for making my life better and my mind a better place to exist in. if you want to be a patron, you can subscribe here!

here's a bun to sign off with

[hazstur]

I want Mike to make a Rise of Skywalker Plinkett video that's just one long 20 minute fart sound

[unhealthydoctors]

(tumblr please dont snipe my shit rn deadass) Also if u dont kno i got an alt18 acct u can check out (if ur ass is not of age i Will block u) and im always answering asks and drawing OCs there !!!

anyways check the full thing out and much more on 🅱️atreon thx xoxoxo

[the-yandere-cryptid]

Update: This months Patreon fic is posted, I really hope it lives up because I’ve been grinding gears lately :’) As I mentioned, I’ll be freezing my Patreon, and there should be an uptick in content here as I start getting my groove back. I might try some different types of writing interspersed with yandere stuff? That might be it, since I got nothing fresh anymore I guess. Anyways I love you guys and I might post a McCree drabble today too depends on if I get it edited ;* 

[barbiebotox]

if you wanna get some BEHIND THE SCENES HARDCORE X RATED RAYRARD ACTION because u love my fics so much, consider becoming my patron! i love chatting to people about my fics and my writing process and that's where i'll be doing it . i'm aiming to update every day with bts and fic excerpts that dont make it into the final product, as well as teasers, polls, etc etc. if you wanna get in on the ground floor, now's your chance and i will love you forever . if not, why not chuck me a comment on one of my delicious amazing hot incredible dripping fics 😵🩷🍽️🥩

[the-yandere-cryptid]

New Patreon Fic: Timberwolf

To all my patreon followers, I’m happy to post June’s monthly Patreon fic, a Reinhardt/Reader sfw fic. This is supposed to be early access for certain patrons, but since I was backed up this month I decided I’d rather post this on time OTL if my 5$ patrons want to message me for a drabble or two to make up for it, please feel free! The poll for next months fic will be out in the next week. And finally, here’s the preview for this months fic: EDIT: Conveniently posts patreon update without linking to my patreon x[ >  https://www.patreon.com/DeadAndSkully

A massive shadow crossed from overhead, four gigantic paws hitting the ground in front of you two by two. Drops of water flew off the long hairs of the creature’s silver coat, dotting your skin as it landed in front of you. It stared into the distance, back to you, where the deer were still making a retreat. This was it. The Schwarzwald Timberwolf.

Then it turned to you.

You were ready to burst into a full-on sprint, but it’s eyes made you hesitate for just a half second. You’d seen many wolves in your line of work--common with spending week-long treks out into the woods--but never one with such brilliant blue eyes. Or at least eye; its left eye was a milky white, a scar seared through its fur. Staring blankly ahead.

But being half-blind didn’t make the inch long teeth poking out from his lips look any less deadly. The claws dragging through the wet dirt beneath them glistened with blood. That one eye--Christ, it almost looked human--was focused right on yours.

You didn’t want to wait and see why. You turned the corner around the tree and began to run for your life.

It didn’t waste time in following you, easily matching your stride with something that sounded like a merry trot. This thing--this beast that was every bit as massive as the reports suggested--could have outrun you easily and yet it was letting you just barely outpace it...why? Was it enjoying chasing you even with it’s nose practically up your ass? Was this something resembling a hunt? The deer seemed like far more interesting prey; you wouldn’t feed this thing but for a quick snack.

Desperate for escape, you rapidly searched for any sort of strategy. The trees were massive, but a couple had branches hanging low enough for you to jump to. If the reports were believable, and you were starting to think they were, then this thing could stand to be 12 feet tall. Could you scale 12 feet before he got to you?

Only one way to find out.

[the-yandere-cryptid]

Patreon Update: My August fic has been decided, and Reaper’s the yandere for the month <3 That’ll be up for all patrons on the 21st, and in the meantime I am finally starting to pull myself back into writing and I should have some content coming up for everybody in the next couple days \m/

[the-yandere-cryptid]

Patreon Update: First, for Patrons 5$ and over, the >July Patreon fic poll< is up!

Options for July:

Reader, an Opera singer, has just been enlisted for a shady gig, but the hall is beautiful and the pay is too good to give up. [Lucio]

Reader’s carefully executed escape, months in the making, is thwarted when her captor catches up. [Pharah]

Reader is just trying to enjoy their day on the beach, but the nosy Lifeguard can’t seem to leave them be. [McCree]

I also feel like I’m cheating my 3$ and up patrons, given that I can’t give them early access to noncon with Patreons TOS, but I so rarely write anything else that the extra reward is essentially useless. My solution is something along the lines of drabble collections, 3-4 different consensual nsfw stories per collection that would be available to patrons, most likely $3 and up. So, picture a collection of 3 short drabbles with both an amab reader and an afab reader--6 in total--for 3 separate characters following a theme. (Ex. Talon!McCree, Talon!Hanzo, and Talon!Symmetra) I have a couple of these planned, and whether they’re available to $1, $3, or $5 patrons will probably depend on the number of drabbles in the collection, their length, etc. But most will probably be for the $3 tier.

For my current and future patrons, tysm for your patience while I try to figure this shit out :’)