#patricia talks

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lowkey, sometimes i just want to yeet myself out of this earth

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Curiosity Killed the Cat (Satisfaction Brought It Back)

Title: Curiosity Killed the Cat (Satisfaction Brought It Back)

Pairings: Steve/Tony

Rating: M

Genre: AU, Fluff

Summary: Written for the 2017 Cap-Ironman Holiday Exchange: Community Prompts: Tony has a major crush on Captain America despite not knowing who he is beneath the mask. He gets turned into a cat and the only way to turn back is for someone he loves to love him as he is. He obviously doesn’t have a chance with Cap. After wandering the streets, he gets taken in by an ordinary guy named Steve, who turns out to be pretty great, maybe even his chance at breaking the curse.

Author’s Notes: I am bad at filling prompts. I hope you enjoy this fic anyway. Happy holidays! This is set in a world where Tony never revealed he was Iron Man, and the Avengers isn’t a thing (yet). This ended up being a weird sort of mix of 616 and MCU, and I’m sorry for that. Also, I swear I have no idea how it ended up being 20K words long.

Read it here

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y’all, i love cs pacat and i trust her and this fourth short story about ancel, but man oh man, the things i would give to read about jokaste and the child??? are u n r e a l ????

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anyway kingsman 2 is phenomenal but roxy deserved better @ vaughn killing her for eggsy’s manpain was literally unnecessary wtf you passed up on the opportunity to have her kick ass with merlin eggsy and harry ugH

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“I Love You. -Ian.”

MURDER ME

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honestly though can i just say

this isn’t going to stop me from writing ianthony fanfics lmao

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"I'd work my whole life to be worthy of him." sCREAMS

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me @ myself: you can't start a new multi-chaptered fic, you'll never finish i--no, no, stop, STOP IT DAMN IT NO