Hey lazy dad! Hypothetically, if you were a hypothetical irritating tourist from Los Angeles, hypothetically named Michelle, where would you hypothetically get pizza? The hypothetical, cheeses gooey kind
Hi Michelle! I know this is going to be sacrilege, but I hate don't care for New York-style pizza. I'd rather eat shoe leather than eat a New York slice. Shoe leather would taste better.
I'm a Chicago-style pizza guy. Because if I'm gonna eat pizza, I want it to be 63 percent cheese, 20 percent sausage, and 17 percent crust. New York pizza is, like, 94 percent crust, which is obvs the worst part of pizza.
Oddly, the best New York-style pizza that I actually enjoy is in the suburbs. If I was forced to name palatable pizza joints in the city, I'd say maybe this place or this place? Busy daddy recommends this place, but fair warning: it's a fancy, frou-frou pizza joint, which is apparently the only kind of pizza busy daddy will eat. Because he's fancy and stuff.
BTW, welcome to NYC! You'll quickly discover that everyone here sucks! Enjoy!
