#pattosuke

[kiwizoom]

I told my classmate that I watch anime. She asked me if I knew what hentai was. Hahahaha if she only knew

@yaoi-hands92

[kiwizoom]

Pat and I Celebrate My Ghost Birthday

Me: Low and behold you guys were eating the cake I was wearing as a disguise while I was staring at you

Pat: 0_o So we ate you?!?!?

Me: Yolo

Pat: My gawd. How are you still alive?!?!

Me: I'm a ghost

Me: I only lived once

Pat: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Pat: We need to have a funeral now

Me: If we have one am I invited

[kiwizoom]

Pat and I discuss Graham's love trajectory

Me: GRAHAMRICK

Pattosuke: you want to see me and graham? thats gross and icky

Me: grahamrick ship

Me: patham

Me: mmmmm

Pattosuke: why would anyone want that. (trigger words)

Me: some people are into that

Me: maybe I could get inside graham, and pilot him like a meat mecha

Me: and come after you

Pattosuke: that would be fucking traumatizing

Me: it is canon

Pattosuke: so you are graham

Me: I am graham's pilot

[kiwizoom]

Pat and I argue about our favorite franchises

Pattosuke: The new bond movie was officially announced today. I am super fucking excited

Me: Genetically modified Bond eats emo tourists, slain by slightly buff guy

Pattosuke: I am pretty sure James Bond isn't some sort of monster

Me: Test subject double-oh seven has escaped

Pattosuke: He's a spy, not no monster

[kiwizoom]

Of course! I AM ALWAYS THE TOP why am I helping you write a porn of myself and graham

Pattosuke @i-am-the-brick-master

[kiwizoom]

XDDDD my guess is that graham and I have a heart attack at some point durring the part where he is caressing my chest with a piece of meat lovers pizza

Pattosuke @i-am-the-brick-master