Mel: I think gordon having a bad hair day is a cosmic event, like halley's comet, only happens once every 25 years
Mel: Anyway given all the cosmic movement in tptr... probably happened somewhere in there or shortly before
Mel: An Omen of things to come
Mel: Anyway. Albert and tammy... take advantage of it
Mel: Gordon comes in wearing this fedora and doesn't take it off when he gets inside and Albert's like "good god what is that thing on your head"
Mel: Gordon shushes him and yanks him into his office and slams the door
Mel: Gordon tells him that something Very, Very Big, Albert is going to happen soon
Albert's like "what... are you talking about"
Gordon reluctantly takes off his hat
Mel: A Bad Hair Day, Albert
Mel: There's like. One single hair that won't lay flat. Albert can't even see it until gordon points it out
Mel: "Bad hair day, Albert! This hasn't happened since the day before Cooper disappeared!"
Mel: And only one other time, in 1975 ofc
laughingpineapple: ("bad hair day", hair as in singular. That one hair that's an omen of misfortune)
Mel: Concept: would albert just like. Grab the hair and pull it out of his head so he'll shut up about it
Mel: He like keeps talking about it to albert all day and staring at it in the mirror and finally Albert's like "jesus, just pluck it out if it's bothering you so much" [also albert is bitter--gordon complaining about his One "bad hair day" when it's perfect every day and albert.... had to shave his]
Renmorris: Rip Albert's beautiful hedgehog hair :c
Mel: "I can't, Albert! You can't just throw an omen in the trash!"
Renmorris: Is Gordon like...speechless
Mel: Tammy watches the whole thing like "God you two need other people in your life"
laughingpineapple: He wouldn't do that unprovoked, but "you can't just throw an omen in the trash" are the magic words tbh
Mel: Gordon is mortified, yes
laughingpineapple: Tammy, WITH TYPICAL DISPLAY OF TACT AND SITUATIONAL AWARENESS... Tammy, they kind of had three more people in their lives.
Mel: Ok rephrase: "Who even are you people"
laughingpineapple: No no it was like Tammy 101
Mel: the rest of the day gordon is like "i don't want to see you anywhere near my office"
laughingpineapple: nothing bad happens that day
laughingpineapple: or the next
Mel: Albert's like "wow i should have tried that a long time ago. He hasn't texted or called down to my office for almost an entire hour"
Mel: Gordon texting jeffries in a panic like "i had a bad hair day what does it mean"
He gets a response back and it's all in wingdings
He changes the font and it just says "CAN'T RELATE"