#peepaw talk

[mariasont]

since you’re the president of the criminal minds peepaw bangers, i just have to ask - would you ever consider writing for gideon? i just saw a tiktok of hotch and rossi with the sound “two bad bitches at the same damn time” and one of the comments was to add gideon to the mix as well and i just thought, you know what? hell yeah. anyway, i have to add - you’re literally the best, so freaking creative, i’m completely obsessed. oh and ily, sending you the bestest vibes!!!

anon…. president of criminal minds peepaw bangers is quite literally the highest title ive ever held so erm im blushing

i didn’t think id ever write for gideon but i didn’t think id write for rossi either and here we are. and now im spiraling… imagining gideon as my third bad bitch. look what you’ve done. look at me. i hope ur happy (i am and i love u)

[mariasont]

HOTCH X READER X ROSSI??????? never considered it, but now that the idea has been planted, i’m SO into it and need it

i am so pleasantly surprised by the peepaw lovers in my inbox. where have yall been? the retirement home??? emerge !!! it's safe here

[mariasont]

Um. Now wait a minute. I had never considered Gideon like that....i feel like...i feel like u could make me see him different... 👀

now listen im not saying im completely on board…. but like …… he is haunted. and thoughtful. and deeply repressed in a way that suggests very complex, very specific bedroom behavior. im just saying. im looking. respectfully.

[mariasont]

daddy kink with Hotch when 😛

…. trying to use my witch powers to see if this is min … jury is still out

but like on a real note i wanna open this conversation up bc some people are quite turned off by the whole daddy kink thing in the bedroom (which like. valid. life ur truth), so ive always been a little wary about writing it — not because i don’t want to necessarily, but because i worry about the reception. not that i should, obviously. i know i should write whatever the hell i want bc yolo yada yada but still. it’s in the back of my head sometimes.

that being said … hotch is just so inherently daddy-coded it physically pains me almost. it’s not even the word. it’s the energy. the fung shui. he has it

[mariasont]

Mother, what do we have to sacrifice to get some delicious Hotch x reader x Rossi fic? I don't have a child, so I can't give you my firstborn.

PS: I'm in love with your fics <3

ok i lurve u first of all. second of all let me mediate on what offerings are acceptable rn. (no promises but i do have a suspiciously labeled wip that may or may not be labeled rossi/reader/hotch)

[mariasont]

No cuz now I'm having ideas. What about Gideon and a reader that he's taken under his wing like he did with spencer?? It'd be all kinds of unethical, I'm sure...unless 👀

yes im late to answering this im so sorry but see see u can't just throw the word unethical around like that in front of me. i chew on morally grey like it's gum. i marinate in questionable ethics. i will have thoughts. i will brainstorm. and then i will get tumblr's new warnings on my blog. if i go down im dragging u and gideon with me TRUST

[mariasont]

i have an unhinged idea

rossi x reader x aaron.

ok so #ripley's believe it or not this idea has already graced my inbox before and i think about it semi-regularly. she's in the notes app. she's preheating in the oven. she might not make it to the table for a while but just know ... she exists

[mariasont]

Do you think rossi would match better with someone like sweetheart!reader or bimbo!reader ? Or someone completely else ?💘💘💘

honestly ... i feel like bimbo!reade is objectively the better match for rossi. like sweetheart!reader would make him feel loved and warm, sure, but bimbo!reader actively disarms him. she doesn't tiptoe around his gruffness, she just steamrolls it lmfao.

she gives no emotional resistance, which throws him off bc he's used to people tiptoeing around his trauma and challenging him intellectually. and here's this gorgeous pink whirlwind going "do you wanna hold my purse while I yell at a parking meter?" and he does.

she simplifies things without dumbing it down. she'll be like "you're upset, but you won't say it, so we're getting ice cream and you're gonna talk about your feelings."

their dynamic i could imagine being like grump cat/sunshine fairy type shit. he buys her heart shaped jewelry and makes sure her oil is changed every month. she lets him relax. she makes life fun. she posts selfies with him in the background looking annoyed and the caption would be like "he loves me <3"

yeah