I mean HOW could I deny a 7ft something crazed slasher who's got a giga crush on me whilst he struggles to maintain his excitement and wants to live a simple non complex life with the fanfics I wrote?
(please reblog this if you want I ain't stopping ya)
('cause I keep throwing her into fanfics with lil to no context)
Penny chan
Age:(5)15 (2004-2019)
Species: unknown (technical magical girl and tardigrade creature)
Known abilities: Teleportation, shapeshifting
Likes: Body horror, manga, music, cooking, beating people up, existing in weird locations...*
Dislikes: upbeat perfect people, her peers, her ex coworkers, strong smells, greasy textures, slugs.
Fun fact: she once got banned from a cruise line for accidentally hurling a man she disliked over board and causing a mass stampede
*shortened version of her list
A laidback cat, human…thing with an ambition for one thing…nothing. There's no real consistency to her jobs
but she seems to enjoy the weird and macabre ones the most. She also has enough hobbies (outside watching events and doing art)
to fill a CVS receipt. Her main pride and joy is her ability to wander everywhere and making little streets using dollhouses.
She's also infamous for watching stuff on a rigged CRT tv in her sisters basement.
Despite being chill, lazy, sarcastic, paradoxically rude,'n polite and slightly cynically nihilistic…something about her doesn't feel right.
The most feared untamed beast for holding no remorse, with a souless gaze and a violent bloodlust, she decimates any she deems unfit to be a magical girl.
It comes for all.