Corky, my boy!
It is good to see you again. Let me tell you. This time, well, it's hard... considering all we've been through together and what they want of me, it's hard! Too damn hard and tough like a witchteat steak on a Sunday after baptism, when all you want to do is eat and enjoy the scenery.
If you could just lend me a 5 pounder or a 20 note, maybe we could move things along a little bit. For your old friend, Corky my boy. You know I've got you good for it.
Anyone by chance interested in the prospective business opportunity of professional dog and cat ranching for their skins?
Additionally, the following is an image of a very special can, older even than my own flesh, it appears!
Take a closer look, I entreat you:
past the hobo box and through the hidden garden trail, where the tents are nestled in the secluded glow of the river's sanctuary:
See, what I have found and brought back to shew ye:
This can is not only valuable in terms of magical propensity for sparkles, but it is also about the weight of three ordinary cans.
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After further contemplation from your point of view, I have decided this item relic is a pep coin, not a token into the vampire underworld of darkness, which it also is. I have gained a pep point and pep power that can be used in at any time I am in a nepped up state. Pepped up nep state.
The item was lodged in the base of that treebush, near where the darkness in the photo is. Hidden in there and nestled secure like an Easter Egg, and I even wondered who put it there so secure and safe as if it belongs to be found again.
There are other such encounters to tell of another time.
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Everyone... you have to know that even though you are justified to require someone to apologize to you, it is still unfortunate that such would be necessary. Imagine you asked me personally to apologize for all the evil that happened to you and your loved ones, because it really is my fault, technically... do you know what I would tell. "Okay. I'm sorry. Do you want a cake to feel better? If you have an issue, here is a tissue. I get them at the meetings. Are you attending yet?"
The crazy person meetings of course!
We are all crazy in some way... you will need the meetings... ha ha HAH AHAHAHA HAHA AHAHA
In times like that... when it is most meaningless to apologize because of how little it will do to help anything, are times that are most important to get your apology and [cash out].
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The teak kettle magic dynamic sung about with children to help teach them is not intended for men... What you have done is created a very big problem. . .
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You see... You have afforded me a most godly glorious opportunity to serve tea to the empress of Japan and win her heart forever.
The world will never recover.
Hello, Took.
You may run them through the nightmare haunted hell train as you do... That is not the problem. Do you understand? Do not confuse yourself on purpose.
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She said "Get up, get out, you win!"
Have you ever heard anything so god damned insulting? Why do they try? They don't mean it. They are stupid and have no idea what reality is.
Its a "win themed" poppy. I hate winners, winning, and all their evil monstrous lives. I live to lose in spite of them.
