✉
Send me a ✉ and my muse will send yours a barrage of text messages.
[text]: Remember a month ago?[text]: When I said I'd do anything for pizza?[text]: And then laid down and groaned until you got me pizza?[text]: Percy, I've found something I won't do for pizza.[text]: Or, well, pizza I would do nothing to get.[text]: Percy, I'm eating the worst pizza I've ever seen.[text]: I can't stop.[text]: Please help me.[text]: Take it away.[text]: It literally tastes like paper.[text]: And rubber.[text]: And, like, water. Watered down water.[text]: With food coloring in it.












