#perfevt

[homocrafting]

my only ashswag headcanon is that he's some sort of god but he's so annoying the other gods keep cursing him with mortality, "live among them to understand what you take for granted" style, but every time he just finds increasingly forbidden ways of ascending back to godhood, effectively having the opposite effect

[ifknlovenicodiangelo]

first! song! of! your! life!

[eagesoldartblog]

Hi everyone meet my new wife

[movedtopinkberryfroyo]

I love Kyle B. O'Boyle from Legally Blonde

[youluvkai]

my life was a really dull boring ugly sad pit of shit until you came into my life and i’m super grateful 

[its-3-00-am]

It really would