#perrrrrsernerrrrr

[machineblood]

Me: Oh hey what's up combat boots ha-

Combat Boots: Wear me.

Me: No combat boots I have to go to bed now-

Combat Boots: Fuck You. Wear Me.

Me: I can't now combat boots. I cant.

Combat Boots: Wear me or I'm running away.

*puts on combat boots, crawls into bed*

Me: Hey combat boots?

Combat Boots: Shut up. I'm trying to sleep.

Me: I love you.