ALL ASK THINGIES, BECAUSE REASONS
Send ✆ for a morning text
[text] how do you feel about a quickie this morning i’m feeling horny
Send ♔ for an angry text
[text] fuck dev[text] you of all people can’t tell me to change and cut back and shit[text] thats the whole fucking basis of our friendship you don’t try to change me and i don’t fucking try to change you[text] fuck this and fuck you you’re just like the rest of them
Send ♠ for a drunk text
[text] leuts ibe fucking reaal here your’e hte only one ni would satve from ba burning building fuck the resrt
Send ☏ for a vague text
[text] my room at 11??? be there or else i’ll find someone else
Send ⁇ for a worried text
[text] you’ve been acting weird lately what’s wrong[text] you won’t even talk to ME and that’s fucked up man[text] we’re ride or dies what the hell[text] just talk to me ok
Send ♣ for a text not meant for you
[text] it’s imogene you bitch[text] oh shit dev that wasn’t for you
Send ✘ for a text that should never have been sent
[text] just because you were my first doesn’t mean you’re my best[text] so stop being cocky as shit [text] we both know i’m best in bed anyways
Send ✺for a sassy text
[text] nooo way i’m the fun drunk[text] you just start humping plants and trying to make out with dogs[text] we all have our kinks man but you’re a fucking psycho
Send √ for a long-winded confession text
[text] you’re my best friend so hell yeah i give a shit about what you do[text] fuck dev i found out from someone who wasn’t you like what the hell how messed up is that[text] this is some bullshit you’re supposed to come to me with everything and shit we’re supposed to be like fucking ballsacks yo[text] and i honestly don’t really give a shit about a lot of things but hell yeah i trusted you and you let me down so who the hell can i talk to now?
Send ☠ for a misguided advice text
[text] no way, go for it[text] jane is cute as hell and you need a nice girl like her[text] i mean you might get bored with her because she’s so vanilla but it’s worth a shot[text] tell me how she does in comparison to me
Send ☢ for a desperate text
[text] PLEASE I NEED MY FIX GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE PLEASE[text] I KNOW YOU HAVE A SECRET STASH GIVE IT TO ME NOW
Send ☼ for a congratulatory text
[text] fine i’ll let you drive all day[text] congrats fucker you got me to agree with you for once