perverted ways
tags/contents: eddie being a massive pervert, foot fetish, panty sniffing, breeding kink, bsf!eddie, eddie having sexual fantasies about reader, reader having nudes of herself, reader being oblivious, mentions of porn, male masterbation, eddie spying on you, feminine!reader, y/n being used, eddie being stupid
lmk if I missed any! big thanks to this anon!
Eddie knows he’s gross, but he just can’t stop. He knows it’s wrong and that if you’ll find out you won’t wanna talk to him any longer. But he still gives in every time.
Such as right know. He is elbow deep into your clothing hamper trying to steal a dirty pair of panties. He’s not proud of his actions, but when he feels that soft lace touch his fingertips, all of his regrets go away.
‘Bingo’ he thought.
You were downstairs getting two coke zeros for the both of you, oblivious to what he’s doing. He retracted his arm and saw that the lace garment was a beautiful tiny pink g-string. And it had definitely been worn.
This was the seventh pair he’d taken from your room. Two of them were unworn, he just liked how they looked, but the other five were used by you. Once he made sure you weren’t standing in the doorway, catching him being a creep, he slowly brought the garment up to his nose. Closed his eyes and inhaled through his nostrils
“f-fuck” he whimpered.
It smelled exactly like you. Sweet and musky. He’d sniffed enough panties to know down to the last detail how you smelled. Eddie exhaled through a loud sigh. He’s bringing that one home for sure. He doesn’t exactly know why you haven’t noticed that all of your pretty lingerie has been going missing, or maybe you just don’t want to admit it to your best friend.
He put the panties in the back pocket of his jeans and lifted himself up to stand upright again. Just then he hears the wood of the stairs creak, indicating that you’re coming upstairs.
“Hey Teddie, we only had regular coke, hope that alright!” You shouted, loud enough for the whole house to hear.
“Uhh yeah sure it’s fine!” He froze.
Eddie panicked. The hamper lid was still on the floor, his sleeve is all rolled up, his hair is frizzy from adrenaline. He rushed to fix it all in 2 seconds and practically ran to sit on your bed again, the position he was in when you left. Just when he thought his hair looked normal frizzy again instead of electrocuted frizzy, you walked through the door.
“Watcha doin’?” You asked, in a very teasing, sultry voice. You were wearing the shortest pajama shorts know to man, and a tank top that almost had your boobs spilling out. You had a slight blush on your face from running up the stairs. Eddie thought it was the prettiest sight he’d ever seen.
“Were you being gross?” You joked. But Eddie’s face dropped.
“W-what, no why, why would you think that?” He tried his best to sound nonchalant and chill, but he just miserably failed. He fidgeted with his rings, a telltale sign that he was nervous.
“God Teddie, I’m just messing with you” you smiled. You set the cokes down on your nightstand and climbed to sit on your bed. “You’re so cute.” Your finger booped his nose, he just watched in horror. Absolutely terrified you caught him snatching and smelling your undies.
“Anyways do you wanna watch a movie?” You gave him the can and broke yours open. Eddie anxiously gulped half the thing before answering you. “Yeah sure what d’you have in mind?” He sat upright in your bed, and you only crawled closer to him. You settled down laying sideways next to him, resting your head on your hand palm.
“I rented this really scary looking horror movie at the video store, Robin recommended it to me, but I’m too scared to watch it on my own.”
If Eddie didn’t know any better he’d think you were flirting with him, but you were just always like this. Charismatic and sweet. It killed him.
“Yeah sure let’s do it.” he nodded. He loved watching scary movies with you, because you always crawled on top of him and made little whimper noises when you were scared. He’d imagine that he was letting make those noises. He’s got it bad for you.
You took the tape out of the Family Video bag and put it in your tv. You bent at an angle that made Eddie even harder in his jeans. You tiny shorts were riding up your ass, and he practically saw everything. He needed to quickly find a pillow to put over his lap, or else he’ll have to endure the horribly awkward conversation of why he had a boner.
You crawled back into the bed, where Eddie was lying. “You’ll protect me right Teddie?” You tried your hardest to pout at him and not burst into laughter. Little did you know that looking up at him with pleading eyes did not help his little situation.
You settled in by his side, your legs over his stomach. Your head was resting on his heaving chest, you were so close that he could smell your shampoo. It was making his mind go hazy.
After about 30 minutes into the movie, it was getting really creepy and you wanted to be even closer to Eddie. You mindlessly put your socked feet over his crotch. He removed the pillow a while ago when he thought his erection wasn’t that noticeable anymore. He had to do math equations in his head in order not to focus on having the best view ever of your cleavage.
A very sudden jumpscare came up, you whimpered and buried your face further into his chest. Your soles were rubbing together on his half hard cock. You didn’t even notice. But god did Eddie wanna throw you on the bed and make you give him a foot job. He just wants to suck on them and make them all wet and good for stroking his thick cock.
Eddie really had to steady his breathing before it became seriously noticeable.
“Jeez, why do they have to make these movies so gross and bloody.”
“Yeah, mhmm.” Eddie grunted while squeezing his eyes closed in order to keep his moans in his throat. Your cute frilly socks were still grinding on his cock, and he has had enough. 10 more seconds of this and he’ll actually cum in his boxers like a loser.
You noticed his chest completely stopped moving, you turned your head back and asked him
“Honey, you okay? You’re flaring up a bit..” your voice was so sweet with concern, it killed him.
“Yeah absolutely, just uh, gotta take a leak!” He awkwardly laughed. You paused the movie on the remote and moved away from his body.
“Okay well, if you don’t feel right you can tell me.” Your brows furrowed, thinking he was actually getting a bit sick based on his flushed, sweaty forehead and his irregular breathing.
Eddie jumped up from the bed and almost ran to your bathroom. He locked the door and left you confused on the bed.
He unbuttoned his pants, and took his boxers off with them, his angry red leaking cock springing free.
“Oh shit..” he whined. His hand grabbed at his shaft immediately, knuckles gliding along the skin. His thumb slid over his oozing slit, he choked back a moan. He kept thinking about your tits in that top, they looked so fucking delicious and they say so pretty. God he wants to fuck you so bad, it’s making him go delusional. He imagines your pretty pussy, all wet and eager for him. You on your back holding your spread knees. He wants to make you his, get you knocked up with his child. Watch your tits get swollen and your belly bigger and bigger. Fuck, he’d suck on those breasts like his life depended on it.
His hand kept stroking faster each second that passed, he was so worked up, he’d cum in two minutes. He’s hunched over the toilet bowl so that he wouldn’t make a mess. All he’d have to do was think about your ass in those micro shorts, and one, two, three strokes, and he’d be at the verge of cumming. Eddie squeezed his eyes shut and let his hand go at an incredible speed.
A bit back moan escaped his throat and hot white spurts came spilling out of his thick cock. He hoped so badly that you didn’t hear the slapping of his balls against his thighs or his pornographic moans that were a little too loud. After his high came down he washed his hands and put his dick away in his blue checkered boxers. His erection never fully went away, he was still half hard. Even after the incredible orgasm he just had.
Eddie was so relieved, but now he’d have to go back and face you again. This certainly wasn’t the first time he jerked off in your bathroom, or in your house even. One time he snuck through your window, thinking you were home. He wanted to hang out with you and maybe even sleep over. But he remembered that you’d told him that that evening you were actually out with some friends at a party. So when he realized the house was empty, he took his chance to snoop through your room quiet and undisturbed. That’s how he got his fifth pair of your panties and your almost empty perfume bottle.
But when snooping through you vanity, he opened the drawers and say the dirtiest nude Polaroid he’d ever seen. His eyes lit up at the sight of your bare tits bunched up in your hand palms. Your lips were so plump and full, it looked like you’d taken the picture yourself, maybe for some guy you liked. Your skin was glowing due to the flash of the camera, you looked like a goddess. He figured you’d really notice if that was gone, but that didn’t mean you’d notice if Eddie jacked off to it.
He wanted to find something to rub off to, maybe some random clothing item, or your favorite lotion. Thats when he spotted your decorative bed pillows. They were soft and pink, the perfect thing to grind himself against. And so he did, it was the best orgasm of his life. He came all over his hand and some drops spilled on the pillow but they weren’t so noticeable. He just left it there, didn’t care to clean it up. After that he took your panties and perfume and went home.
Eddie twisted the lock on the bathroom door, the sound caught your attention. Your eyes went from the ceiling to the door in a split second. Eddie came out of the door like nothing happened in there. He still looked a little flushed, but then again you believed that was because he was ‘sick’.
“Hey hon, you okay?” You twisted your body to his direction, and looked at him with a pout.
“Of course, yeah no uhm, I just had to empty my stomach in there. You were right, I was sick!” He told you nervously.
Eddie came back into bed with you, and finished the movie together. When he got home later in the evening, he jerked off 4 more times just thinking of how delicious you looked tonight. Thinking of his best friend.
A few days later you went over to Eddies trailer, you promised him you’d make him some actual dinner and sleep over. He opened the door to find you with two large grocery bags full of fresh food and actual edible things.
“Okay what’d you think of lasagne with a veggie soup on the side?” You questioned, no idea if he’d even like that. Eddie was caught by surprise, because you’d usually say at least hello, but you just dove right in with the questions.
“That sounds delicious babe.” He let you in and closed the door. He thought you were just so cute, afraid of him not liking lasagne or soup, when all he ate for dinner the past year has been microwaved noodles with ketchup. It’s really sad actually.
The plastic bags banged on the counter when you slammed them on the counter. “Sorry they’re just really heavy, god. Okay, uhm, can I maybe take a shower. Sorry, it’s just that I’m really sweaty and it’s so hot out. I just feel gross.” You had a difficult look on your face.
Eddies eyes widened, you, talking a shower, at his house?! This must’ve been heaven or something. Flabbergasted, he answered
“Of course go right ahead. Y-you know where everything is so, yeah of course!” He couldn’t even speak normally, you must think he’s such a loser.
“Thank you Teddie!” You skipped right over to him, grabbed his face and kissed him on his pink cheek. He couldn’t speak, he couldn’t move. Eyes widened like dinner plates, he watched you walk to his bathroom.
You were halfway through the doorway and remembered to say
“Oh Eds? Could you please put the necessary things in the fridge please?” You rested your chin on your shoulder and pouted.
“Will do! Oh and the towels are in the cabinet to your right.” He added.
You smiled sweetly and locked the door. Eddie rolled his eyes over how incredibly stupid he was, why did he stutter so much, why didn’t he offer you some clean clothes? He just started putting stuff away when he heard the shower turn on. The walls were thin, so you could hear every little thing that was going on in the trailer. That certainly was fun for Eddie when Wayne was home…
He did his best to not think about you, being naked, in his home. Fuck, the thought of it made him so horny. His boxers already began feeling tight. He walked past the bathroom door to go to his room, but he noticed the door was slightly open, steam running out.
Shit did you forget to lock the door, or was it on purpose?
Eddie retraced his steps back to the bathroom door, he was only going to close it for you! His hand grabbed the brassy doorknob with every intention to close the door. Then he saw the outline of your silhouette through the mirror, the sunlight from the window shining down on you. The sun rays reflecting off your wet skin. He quickly averted his eyes, lust running through his body. You hadn’t noticed that he was just outside the bathroom, lurking at you.
‘One last peek, then I’ll leave’ he thought.
He looked back up at you, your gorgeous figure. He was so in love with you, his ultimate dream girl. His eyes were stuck on you like a shoe that stepped in gum.
Your hands were running down your thighs, lathered with soap bubbles. His bodywash, his signature scent, that you were rubbing all over yourself. All of you, smelling like him, your pussy too probably. His tip leaking at the sight.
His hand was leaning on the door too hard, so much that the wooden door creaked under his touch. You jumped at the sudden sound, clutching the shower curtain a little. Afraid that Wayne had come home and saw you naked.
“E-Eddie?” You gulped.
Eddie cleared his throat before answering.
“Hey, sorry, yeah it’s, it’s um me! Shit.” He stuttered. Fuck, he’d been caught, you know he’s a creep and a pervert. And you’ll never wanna talk to him ever again now!
“Oh dear god it’s just you, what’s up?” You sighed with enormous relief. You just continued cleansing yourself with the sandalwood shower gel.
Eddie didn’t know what to say, he most certainly did not have a good reason to be there so he had to make something up, quickly.
“I didn’t spy on you!” he laughed nervously. “I just wanted to ask if you…if you got any clean clothes to wear?” He spoke shyly. His face still behind the door. The window was fogging up so he couldn’t read your expression at all.
“Jeez Ed’s, just come in, I don’t bite!” You replied. You didn’t really care if he saw you naked, so what?
“W-what? You want me, to come inside?” He’s jaw was on the floor in disbelief. One of his biggest dreams was becoming a reality. He didn’t wanna to waste this opportunity. Even saying that sentence could mean something so much better in a different context.
Eddie was about to push the door open and reveal you to his eyes once again, but he realized he had a major hard on.
“nononononoooo go away!” he shout-whispered at his cock. It was way too obvious to go by unnoticed, he couldn’t show himself like this. And that’s when Eddie Munson made thee hardest decision in his life, pun intended.
“No it’s fine, I’ll just stay out here, it’s uhm soooo hot in there, with all the, steam and stuff.” The longer he talked the smaller his voice got. This was probably the only time you’d ever agree to let him see you bare. And he fucked it up.
“Oh sure, can you just grab me a shirt then? Thanks!” You said, confused as to why he was talking so weird. You shrugged it off like he was having a heatstroke or something.
“Yep!” He sighed, disappointed in himself. He needed to make his boner go away quickly, otherwise you’d maybe walk in on him. He threw a random black band tee on the sink, still standing in the hallway. “Thank you darling” you replied.
When Eddie got back in his room, he immediately closed the door behind him and undid the buttons from his jeans. Palming himself through his already wet boxers, damp from precum that oozed out.
“Oh f-fucking hell” he moaned. He slid the boxers to his thighs and took his cock in his large hand. With his left hand he opened his bedside drawer and fumbled around, until his fingers touched the bottle of your lotion. The sweet vanilla cherry scent filling his nostrils. That was his absolute favorite scent in the world. He squirted some onto his shaft and sat back on his pillows. Eddie stroke his cock with amazing speed, just the way he liked. Drops of the lotion flung onto his chest and belly, his throat producing the most lewd sounds imaginable. He tried his damn best to stay quiet, but it was so hard when all he could think about was you.
You turned the shower off, the heat was getting to you too now, stepping onto the ragged bath towel on the damp floor. You took a big towel out of the cabinet and wrapped it around yourself. You took your time, when you suddenly heard the strangest sounds from the hallway. A grunting like noise, it was probably Eddie doing something. You put your old panties back on again and the shirt Eddie threw in the sink. You let your hair loose from the bun you put on your head. You walked to Eddies room, pushing the door open, he sat upright on his very messy bed. Again having that rosy flushed tint on his cute face.
He wanted to say something to you, but the words just couldn’t come out of his mouth. He saw you, in his shirt, with no pants on whatsoever. Only those teeny tiny pink panties. He felt his heart beating so intensely at the view. The filthy images flashing through his mind. He wanted to lick your pussy so bad, he wanted to smell you, have you sit on his face, have you whining underneath his touch, all your juices getting on his chin and his nose. He would let you have the best orgasm you’ve ever had. He was still so painfully hard, he didn’t get to finish jacking off because he heard you come in. So pent up, the tears were prickling in his eyes.
“Thanks for letting me use your shower Teddie.” You walked over to his bed.
Oh he loved when you called him that, you started calling him that after he won you that stupid teddy bear from the fair that held a heart in its arms saying ‘I love you!’ You gave him a kiss on his cheek that day, he’ll never forget that. He always imagined you rubbing your pussy onto the teddy when you were horny, thinking of him as you do so. Riding it till you squirted all over it, god he was a creep.
“I gotta use the bathroom, I’ll be right back!” He spoke with raised eyebrows and wide eyes. He took the duvet off of his lap and walked as fast as he could past you, not wanting you to see his boner.
Startled by his actions you replied “oh uh okay?!” He was gone in the blink of an eye, only hearing the lock of the bathroom door. He was going straight back in with what he started. The rapid movement of his wrist made his head jerk back in pleasure. His mind kept going back to your beautiful tits, they were so cute, fuck he wanted to suck on them so bad. He wanted to latch his lips onto your nipples and lick them into oblivion. Eddie had a massive breeding fetish, it was one of his bigger kinks.
Meanwhile, you still stood innocently in his room, looking around for something to do in the meantime. You played with the hair tie on your wrist, a habit you had when you began growing bored. You twisted it between your index finger and your thumb, then it slipped out of your grip and fell onto the carpet just under Eddie’s bed. You groaned in annoyance, sitting on your knees to go pick it up. Your hands wandered blindly underneath his bed, feeling empty cans, a stray guitar pick, a singular sock, and a magazine. Curious and bored you slid it out from under the bedframe, you turned it around to reveal it being a Playboy. The model on the cover was very pretty but you know why Eddie has that dirty mag, the little pervert.
“No way” you giggled. You flicked the shiny vinyl cover, to look at the other pages. There were a lot of different women in the magazine. But one thing stuck out to you, the main focus was a lady that looked a little like you. The same hair color and texture. Same eyes, the way you did your makeup. Same cup size, same bone structure. Odd coincidence.
“Oh my god.” You heard from behind you, your back turned to him. You flung your head around, like you’d just been caught of doing a crime. You tried your hardest to not laugh. Eddie stood in the doorway, beet red, he didn’t know what to do with himself. You had just seen his porn mag, with your doppelgänger on the pages.
“Oh Teddie it’s fine, I won’t judge!” You smiled, amused at his embarrassment. “I just have one question…” you asked while standing up, facing him.
Oh god oh god, this was it. This the moment he’ll die from shame. You were definitely going to ask him why the woman looks like you, you’re gonna know he loves likes you! You walked seductively over to him, hands behind your back. Eddie was still frozen in place.
“Why are the pages sticky?” You bit your bottom lip while trying not to laugh at him. You failed.
“Oh come on y/n!” He immediately said, annoyed. But so so so relieved you didn’t say what he thought you were going to.
“No come on I wanna know!” You giggled, tickling his sides.
“Nuh uh, stop that!” He shouted. He turned around, stumbling into his bed frame. He fell onto his mattress trying to avoid your bullying hands. You cackled loudly, Eddie was so much fun to tease. He crawled up to the side of the bed, hitting the wall with his back. You never stopped tickling him, you could see him wanting to look angry but ultimately giving up and giggling. Eddie kept begging to stop, but inside he loved this. You were actually touching him, in any way, shape or form was literal heaven for him.
You crawled on top of his lap sitting right on his dick. It had just gone to being soft again, but this was really not helping his gross brain.
“You’re such a pervert Eddie!” You screamed through your giggles.
That he was and he loved it.
You were so perfect. His best friend.
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