#pet doge

[hurricanethunderchap]

My letter from NEXT was missing a few things

[dooptown]

i drew doge

pet doge?

[exalted-emmeryn]

[11:25:47 AM] M@: You have encountered Ａ ＤＯＧＥ

[11:25:55 AM] M@: Options:

[11:25:58 AM] M@: ＰＥＴ ＤＯＧＥ

[11:26:02 AM | Edited 11:26:10 AM] M@: ＳＮＵＧＧＬＥ ＤＯＧＥ

M@: ＦＥＥＤ ＤＯＧＥ

[11:26:07 AM] Marko: stroke doge

[11:26:20 AM] Marko: i choose stroke doge

[11:26:37 AM] Marko: LET ME STROKE THE DOGE

[12:21:04 PM] M@: You have chosen ＳＴＲＯＫＥ ＤＯＧＥ

[12:21:57 PM] M@: ＤＯＧＥ ＩＳ ＡＲＯＵＳＥＤ

[12:22:04 PM] Marko: good doge

[12:22:48 PM] M@: ＤＯＧＥ　ＲＵＮＳ　ＡＷＡＹ

[12:23:04 PM] Marko: NO DOGE

[12:24:03 PM | Edited 12:24:32 PM] M@: You have chosen ＴＨＲＥＡＴＥＮ　ＤＯＧＥ

[12:24:15 PM] Marko: NO I DIDNT

[12:24:17 PM] Marko: DOGE NO

[12:24:18 PM] Marko: DONT BITE ME

[12:24:27 PM] Marko: ...oh doge that feels good.......

[12:24:30 PM] Marko: Marko shot ok no

[12:24:55 PM] M@: ＤＯＧＥ ＨＩＤＥＳ　ＩＮ Ａ ＨＯＬＥ

[12:25:07 PM] Marko: doge ilu

[12:25:32 PM | Edited 12:25:44 PM] M@: You have chosen ＣＯＮＦＥＳＳ ＬＯＶＥ ＴＯ ＤＯＧＥ

[12:25:44 PM] Marko: doge-sempai......

[12:25:51 PM] Marko: be gentle.............................

[12:30:46 PM | Edited 12:30:57 PM] M@: ＤＯＧＥ　comes out of his hole with a bag of nukes.

You look at the dog.

The dog looks at you and sets one of the nukes off.

You look to your watch.

It is December 21st, 2012

Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum together in a perfect G flat

Their hums can be heard across the world as explosions tear through the earth's crust

They are singing the song that gives birth to the universe.

The world is engulfed with explosions as you black out.

It is a new beginning

You have encountered Ａ ＤＯＧＥ

Options:

ＰＥＴ ＤＯＧＥ

ＳＮＵＧＧＬＥ ＤＯＧＥ

ＦＥＥＤ ＤＯＧＥ

ＲＵＮ

[12:31:15 PM] Marko: RUNS AWAY FROM DOGE

[bongwooder]

theres this pin dodge-ball tournament going on in our school and me and my friend signed up but he's not very smart so while he was trying to write down "pin dodgeball" it was "pin doge ball" and i wanted to fUCKING CRY