Oct 7, 2023
Middle aged bisexual man who still hasn’t figured out that he’s bi, my beloved <3
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Middle aged bisexual man who still hasn’t figured out that he’s bi, my beloved <3
figure drawing January day 29
ft. the iconic scene 🕷️🍔
Spiderverse sketch cards #1-6
peter b spent the entirety of across the spiderverse being like "listen you know what cured my depression? my MAGIC BABY"
anyone who’s published peter b parker x reader fics on here ( like 2-3 years ago) is suddenly getting likes on their old fics and they’re all from ME
Peter.B ‘This is not fairrrrr’
Miguel ‘You had enough pizza last night’
I know we love the idea of Hobie hanging out with the Spidey-gang and that is adorable I will admit but like...
Hobie with the Spidey-ADULTS???
Love it. Can't get enough of it.
Hobie being the youngest in the group for once and just being a universal little shit?? Sign me up.
Him tagging along with Jess cause she's his mentor (in my head), bugging Miguel during work hours, encouraging MayDay to be as chaotic as possible at Peter's expense.
He wants to ride Jess' motorcycle. He has taken it for a joyride more than once.
Miguel is like 'Watching you is like a full-time job, you know that?' and suddenly Hobies like
'Really now? Say less.'
And he REFUSES to leave Miguel's office. Just slacking off in there, playing some guitar chords, whistling, throwing things like pens at Miguel, stealing shit when he turns around.
He obnoxiously calls him 'Migs', shouting 'Migs, mate!!' because he knows it irks him.
Even LYLA is like 'Oh God, this guy's annoying 😐'
The food court gets Mountain Dew Baja Blast in the vending machines. He gives MayDay approximately 4 sips and now she's swinging across the Spider Society like a bat outta hell and nobody can catch her.
Have you ever seen a baby flying through the air at 75mph? No?? Do you want to??
I just love Menace!Hobie. Prankster!Hobie.
Hobie who puts a 'kick me' sign on Miguel's back because he knows Miguel's huge as fuck and couldn't possibly take it off by himself
And he watches, laughing so hard he's in tears as Miguel's rippling muscles stop him from reaching the paper on his own back 😭😭
Anybody?? SpideyAdults and Hobie?? LittleShit!Hobie??
Father issues energy⚡️