#pevzaz

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==> is outside of your hive,pitching rocks at the only visible window, screaming absence things<== &B--TYLI-US RETARD;! &HEY DUMBFUCK; &C-ME -UT BITCHTITS;! & IM A BURN D-WN Y-UR FUCKEN HIVE;! &HEY HEYYYYY; &KEKEKEK;

==> GLANCE OUT THE WINDOW AT THE NUISANCE.Ah. It's Pevzaz. He appears to be lobbing rocks at your hive window. You stand up, and proceed to your front door, opening it."yOu cannOt burn dOwn a cave. that is ridiculOus." You calmly ignore the 'bootylicious' commentary.

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=Consider Pevzaz

[[I had wanted to do these with pictures, but after doodling I realized that this borrowed PC has no Photoshop or the necessary software for my scanner installed. Wweh. ANYWAY]]==> CONSIDER PEVZAZYou consider Pevzaz, because some impulse that is clearly beyond your personal control is compelling you to - like a menu-based videogame command, perhaps. In any event, you consider Pevzaz.He is quite egocentric, loud, boastful, and the way that he writes his laughter out leads you to believe that it is an incredibly annoying sound. But he is, despite what you believe to be sugar-induced manic energy, prone to moments of reflection that you find somewhat surprising. He seems to become much more quiet and somewhat prone to self-doubt when his matesprit is absent, for example. He seems to be sincere about his flushed affliction, and perhaps he is even a 'romantic,' if his claims about your possible viability of concupiscent quadrant-filling with Nyxzel are to be any indication. He is so adamant about your 'so clearly being red for that purple fucker,' that you decide to unilaterally assume that he is a romantic until further notice.Over all, on a numerical scale by which you would rank your ability to stand the company of other trolls, you would rank him as a 5. Not bad, considering that most trolls rank at about '0' and end-up in your company only by way of your dinner plate.

He can, however, stand to be sedated now and again. Or deprived of sugar, at least.

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in which acquaintance is made with an Odd lOwblOOd

-- terrorProphet [TP] began trolling overOblivion [OO] at 23:14 --

[11:14] TP: &kekekeke;

[11:15] TP: &dumbfuck y-u there??;

[11:15] OO: O, sO yOu've fOund me.

[11:15] TP: &reply t- y-ur kin';

[11:15] TP: &kekek;

[11:15] OO: are yOu gOing tO infOrm me Of my impending servitude? Or is this the sOle dOmain Of my 'friend' nyxzel

[11:16] TP: &i d-nt kn-w wh---- nyxzel iz;

[11:16] TP: &but y-ur zervitude iz t- me al-ne;

[11:16] OO: that wOuld be abramacabre [11:16] TP: &kekekke; [11:16] OO: Oh my. that is a rather audaciOus claim [11:17] OO: hOw can One hOpe tO serve twO pOmpOus trOlls at Once? [11:17] OO: I had nOt been previOusly aware that my time was sO sOught after [11:17] OO: nOr that my attentiOns were sO cOveted [11:20] -- terrorProphet [TP] proceeds to face palm -- [11:20] OO: ah, this is a fascinating new cOmmand. sOmewhat akin tO emOticOns [11:21] OO: thOse are a means Of expressiOn with which I have becOme Quite familiar [11:21] OO: winkie face [11:21] TP: &y-u kn-w y-ur a limp dumbazz; [11:21] TP: &pleaze i juzt;;;; [11:21] OO: ah. I was nOt previOusly aware Of this [11:21] TP: &need candy; [11:21] TP: &Y-U ARE N-W; [11:22] TP: &GEEEZZ; [11:22] TP: &have z-me azzb-ne; [11:22] TP: &y-ur thinkin' pan iz -ff; [11:22] OO: I'm afraid that unless yOu enjOy candied sweetmeats, then I cannOt help yOu with that. [11:22] OO: my think pan? it functiOns rather well, I think [11:23] OO: [[OOc: FFF apOlOgies in advance, my friend whO plays Nyxzel MAY Or may nOt pester yOu in a mOment XD PardOn his IC dickery]] [11:24] TP: &i d-nt; [11:24] OO: give it a try. [11:24] OO: yOu may enjOy it. [11:24] -- terrorProphet [TP] proceeds to wiggle OO head -- [11:24] OO: hOw is this being managed. [11:25] OO: my head is, I believe, far frOm yOur grasp [11:26] TP: &kekekekek; [11:26] TP: &i can wiggle my huzkt-p in h-pez it iz y-u head; [11:26] TP: &*y-ur; [11:27] OO: my, perhaps yOu shOuld. shake it as hard as yOu can. I assure yOu withOut any facetiOusness whatsOever that yOur cOmputer will nOt break, my 'friend.' [11:28] -- terrorProphet [TP] be a bit creeped out -- [11:28] TP: &i think im -kay; [11:29] TP: &my huzkt-p d-nt need the ab-uze; [11:29] TP: &it need my affecti-n; [11:29] TP: &juzt like y-u d-; [11:29] OO: O, that's tOO bad. I had hOped that I wOuld be able tO feel it. it was nOt at all my intentiOn tO trOll yOu intO damaging yOur expensive persOnal entertainment eQuiptment. nOt at all. [11:29] OO: hmm. this is an interesting claim yOu make. [11:31] OO: hOw interesting- I am rather heavily sOught after these days. One shOuld be Quite enviOus Of my ability tO charm. -- terrorProphet [TP] changed their mood to ACCEPTANT  -- [11:32] TP: &-h y-u; [11:32] TP: &perhapz y-ud like a f--t in y-u m-uth; [11:33] TP: &there iz n- tr-ll alive wh- wantz a tr-ll eatter az a friend; [11:33] TP: &dear g-d i need z-me candy n-w; [11:33] OO: O, I dOn't knOw abOut that. [11:33] OO: if One is desperate enOugh fOr an unhOly army, they may tOlerate me [11:34] OO: and even fOam with jealOusy at the threat Of me being stOlen away frOm them [11:37] TP: &;;;;;; [11:37] TP: &i; [11:38] -- terrorProphet [TP] passes out -- [11:38] TP: &;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [11:38] OO: what are these symbOls [11:38] TP: &;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [11:38] TP: &;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [11:38] OO: Oh my. perhaps I shOuld make my way tO yOur hive [11:38] OO: as lOng as yOu are [11:38] OO: incOmpacitated [11:38] OO: defenseless [11:38] TP: &;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; [11:38] OO: edible. [11:39] -- terrorProphet [TP] snaps -- [11:39] TP: &Y-ULL D- N- ZUCH THIING; [11:39] TP: &MY BL--D IZ T-- MUCH F-R Y-U; [11:39] TP: &L-WLY BL--D; [11:39] TP: &KEEP Y-UR DIZTANCT; [11:40] TP: &hizzzzzz; [11:40] OO: O. but I've tasted such blOOd befOre. it can be sOmewhat. [11:40] OO: tangy [11:40] OO: like citrus [11:40] OO: winkie face [11:42] OO: O my, have yOu passed Out again. but Our game has been Quite entertaining [11:44] TP: &y-u have INZULTED MY BL--D; [11:44] TP: &HIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ; [11:44] TP: &y-u think y-ur z- zmart well y-ur n-t bulg face; [11:44] OO: ah, but citrus is a rather deliciOus flavOur. that is nOt an insult, is it? [11:45] TP: &i can take y-u AND WIN; [11:45] TP: &hiiiiiizzzzzzzzz; [11:45] TP: &hizz; [11:45] OO: this is a pOssibility. yOu appear, frOm images, tO be Quite large. [11:46] TP: &MMM i am big yez; [11:46] TP: &big and ztr-ng; [11:46] -- terrorProphet [TP] pats self -- [11:46] TP: &im a g--d highbl--d that iz c--l and ztr-ng; [11:47] TP: &hmph ive l-zt intrezt in givin' y-u my affecti-nz; [11:47] OO: I imagine sO. I myself have never been in a true fight, sO I cannOt say that yOu wOuld nOt be able tO defeat me sOundly in physical cOmbat. [11:47] OO: I tend tO simply kill my prey with syringes, when they are distracted [11:47] OO: O, yOu have. this is a shame. I had wOndered hOw cOnscupient yOur aspiratiOns may be [11:48] OO: after all, yOu have a matesprit already. One dOes nOt desire tO be One's 'backdOOr nOOk.' [11:49] TP: &thatz dirty; [11:49] TP: &DIRTY HANDED TRICKZ; [11:49] OO: O yes, I agree [11:49] OO: very undesireable. [11:50] OO: ah, but befOre yOu make yOur decisiOn, I must infOrm yOu that I have been fOrced On multiple OccasiOns tO demand that certain sea dwellers refrain frOm staring at Or making cOmments abOut my rear end. therefOre, I must assume that it is Quite mezmerizing [11:51] TP: &rear; [11:51] TP: &end; [11:52] OO: yes. mine. [11:52] -- terrorProphet [TP] is somewhat intrested again -- [11:53] OO: ah, gOOd. this is mOre cOnducive tO the mOst entertaining battle that I hOpe tO see yOu engage in with certain hOlders Of this high rear end-based OpiniOn [11:54] OO: because, truly. I have even been given Odd petnames because Of this suppOsedly exQuisite derrier. [11:54] TP: &rear end; [11:54] TP: &i w-uld have t- zee thiz; [11:55] TP: &PERFECTI-N f-r myzelf; [11:55] TP: &but if what y-u zay iz true i may rec-nziter; [11:56] OO: I am afraid that I am nOt in the habit Of phOtOgraphing my rear end fOr perusal by strangers with whOm I chat Online [11:56] OO: hOwever. yOu can always [11:56] OO: visit my hive [11:56] OO: Or [11:56] OO: sOmething. [11:56] TP: &N-; [11:57] TP: &i refuze; [11:57] TP: &y-u will c-me t- me; [11:57] TP: &I D- N-T C-ME T- l-wly; [11:57] TP: &tr-llz; [11:58] OO: O, I see. this is negOtiable, I suppOse [11:58] OO: and sOmewhat prOvOcative [11:58] OO: what with all Of the [11:58] OO: 'cOming' referenced [12:00] OO: O, it seems that an amusing seadweller has decided tO bid yOu a charming 'hellO.' [12:01] TP: &he iz a ztupid fuck; [12:01] OO: dO yOu think sO? but he is sO amusing [12:01] OO: rather endearing [12:03] OO: Oh my, he appears tO be Quite jealOus [12:03] OO: hOw is this nOt amusing? [12:05] OO: such a feisty and defensive little suitOr, dO yOu nOt agree? he is shOrt, yOu shOuld antagOnize him abOut this. [12:06] TP: &he iz very amuzin'; [12:06] TP: &>B) kekekek; [12:07] OO: but yOu must prOmise tO be rather rude. he will feel all the mOre triumphant when I am delivered Once mOre intO his servitude [12:08] OO: he will almOst swOOn fOr the mis-placed sense Of victOry. -- terrorProphet [TP] gave up trolling overOblivion [OO] at 00:11 -- -- terrorProphet [TP] changed their mood to OFFLINE  --

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&FINALLY y-u LIMP dumbAZZ; &kekeke; &y-u NEED t- CHANGE y-ur EATTIN' habbit; &itz NAZTY eattin' y-ur -WN kind;

perhaps yOu yOurself have nOt yet enjOyed the sumptuOus flavOur of such refined hOliday cuisine. why dOn't yOu give it a try?