#peyton mclinn

[meerealsssss]

BROKENLY BELOVED 😛😛

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Peyton: "Literally me when Jack - alpha werewolf - emo - scary - if you see me smile in a fight... RUN. - single - straight - i love my mommy - badass"

Kat:       "STOP."

Alex:     "Yall are just jealous"

Kat:       "Maybe you should put your shirt back on ASSHOLE."

Alex:     "Bit-"

Peyton: "Guysss!! Stop fighting!! Kat, this isn't youuu!!"

Kat:       "bro not this again."

Peyton: "Where is the cutie kitty kat i used to knoooww?? I miss the old you!!'

Sam:     "this is literally why we broke up"

Peyton: "Please, Kat. I know you're still in there"

Kat:       "literally stfu you taste like shit"

Peyton: "If you're going to fight Alex, fight me first."

Kat:       "dude 💀"

Sam:      "PEYTON YOUR CRINGE IS CONTAGIOUS."

Peyton: "😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Alex:     "i need to shit."

Sam:     "shit in my mouth"

Kat:      "that's kinky"

Sam:     "☹️"

Kat:      "peyton your cringe is rubbing off on us"

Peyton: "YOU GUY-"

Sam:     "ATCHOO!"

*silence*

Kat:      "Sam you r-"

Sam:     "ATCHOOOOOOO-UGH"

Peyton: "sam i wish you DIED in that fire"

Sam:     "DATS BEAN DOU'R STO BEA- ATCHOCOOOOOOOOUGHAHHHHHH"

Kat:      "gurl go get the fucking duct tape"

Peyton: "already on it"

Alex:     "But then I can't kiss hiiimm!"

Kat:      "good."

Sam:     "ATCHOO-uH. buCk" *snort*

Alex:    "but then we can't be famous with all the fanfics"

Kat:      "YOU GAYS ARE OVERRATED."

Sam:     "ATCHOOOO-doW" *fucking falls down*

Peyton: "SAM SHUT YOU'RE BITCHASS UP YOU HAVE L RIZZ"

Alex:     "💀"

Alex:     "BRO CAN I NOT DO THAT?"

Sam:     "ATCH- phHHHFFFT"

Peyton: "EW HE SNOTTED ALL OVER ME!!! THAt IS A BIG L"

[meerealsssss]

requested by @nasadoggo

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Sam:     "whos we-"

JUST COME THE FUCK IN THE PORTAL

Sam:     "okay okay jeez."

Sam:     "come on you nitwits."

Kat:      "i literally don't feel like it."

Kat: "❤❤❤"

Peyton: "Oh my lord shut up before I DROWN YOU IN YOUR PISS."

Kat: "you are NyAt her bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀"

Sam:     "DO I HAVE TO DRAG Y'ALL'S PREPPY PRINCESSES ASSES IN HERE?"

Kat:      "yes."

Sam:     *grabs them by their wrists lol*

Kat:      "YEEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWCCCCHH"

Kat:      "HARASSMENT."

Peyton: "DONT TOUCH ME."

we dont have all day.

GET IN THE DAMN PORTAL

OH MY SATAN.

Kat:      "with the power of friendship..."

Kat:      "anything is possible!! :D"

Sam:     "shut up."

Sam:     "lets go."

*they run into the portal cutely*

Kat:      "ew it literally stinks."

Kat:      "nether portal ass."

???:       "how DARE you insult my home?"

Sam:     "are you the annoying ass who kept screaming at us?"

???:       "of course i am!"

???:       "but i have a name you rude fag."

Sam:     "i dont give a shi-"

???:       "SHUTUP."

???:       "i have a name, samuel."

???:       "although you probably dont remember me seeing that you dont find me recognizable."

???:       "its me."

???:       "jazon."

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Peyton: "omg noo come back queen!!"

Kat:      "we need you for blood sacrifices!"

Sam:     "i don't taste good."

Kat:      "."

Kat:      "im not even gonna ask."

Peyton: "JUST COME WITH US SAMMY BABY PELASe!!"

Peyton: "😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭"

Sam:     "SHUT UP."

you take too long...

Peyton: "not you yelling at us"

Peyton: "its you being impatient for me"

come meet us before your dawn dishwash injected delinquent goes alone.

Kat:      "honestly i wouldn't be too sad."

Sam:     "same"

Peyton: "you guys are so fake."

although, i could make you happy

Sam:     "no you couldn't"

SHUT UP.

i could fix your..."friend"...here, make all good aga-

Kat:      "YES PLEASE."

okay.

Peyton: "im not a fucking robot"

Peyton: "i can't be fixed."

Kat:      "..."

Kat:      "shes talking like me."

Kat:      "it's giving...copycat."

Sam:     "OH MY GOD."

Sam:     "YOU SWAPPED THEM."

hey, be specific next time you ask for a gift

Sam:     "PEYTON COMING OUT OF KAT IS THE WORST THING EVER."

Peyton: "excuse you?"

Kat:      "you hating me is giving fake friend."

Sam:     "SWITCH THEM BACK PLEASE!!"

oh i will.

just come in and meet us.

we would love to meet you.

sam.

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later-

Sam:     "I fucking hate you."

Kat:      "love ya too sammy baby"

Sam:     "shut up-"

Kat:      "PEN!"

Sam:     "what."

Kat:      "THERE'S A PEN."

Sam:     "AND??" Kat:      "i need it."

Sam:     "Just so you know, that jackshit isn't going to turn into a sword"

Kat:      "You're just jelly"

Kat:      *picks up the pen lolsies*

Sam:     "put the goddamn pen down"

Kat:      "I may as well stab your eyes out with it if you dont shut up."

Sam:     "okay, okay."

Sam:     "whatever.."

Kat:      "for the biiiig finale..!"

Kat:      *uncaps the pen*

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..." 

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     "nothing fucking hap-"

*pen fucking explodes, litterally*

Kat:      "the pen shouldn't be cutting off my damn hand too."

Sam:     "BECAUSE IT'S NOT A DAMN SWORD."

Peyton: "hey gaywads"

Kat:      "GAAH!"

Peyton: "what is with all the dust frfr"

Kat:      "my sword exploded."

Sam:     "YOU AREN'T PERSEUS JACKASS SHUT UP."

Peyton: "yoo this is lit, i gotta take a pic."

Kat:      "on what phone?"

Peyton: "YOURS."

Kat:      "AYE."

*ca-clik!!*

Peyton: "..."

Peyton: "this pic is ass."

Kat:      "YO yoyoyoyoyo- wait-"

Peyton: "NOT YOU STOPPING ME-"

Kat:      "wtf is that."

Sam:     "your broke ass phone screen."

Kat:      "no, that."

Peyton: "looks like the hair in my drain."

Sam:     "ew."

*humming noise*

Peyton: "who tf is singing rn"

Sam:     "its from the explosion"

Peyton: "word"

Kat:      "what."

ouay penao a ortailap

Peyton: "wtf does that mean"

pen....ortal....p

Kat:      "pen-portal???"

*nether ass lookin portal pops up*

Peyton: "word, ate, she ate, ate left no crumbs, ate the whole plate too, plus the napkin, frfr."

Sam:     "you guys can go to the depths of hell alone, im out."

Sam:     "im not dying with you two swifties."

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??? (silly zombie): *giggle*

Peyton: "Damn loser. The door's right there."

Sam:     "THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO START TALKING TO THAT- THAT!"

Kat:      "WE'RE FUCKING LEAVING."

*they run until peytons phone dies, in other words they ran for two minutes*

Peyton: "MY PHOOOOONEEE!!"

Kat:      "SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP RUNNING."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "YES."

Peyton: "NO."

Kat:      "GOD.fine. c'mon sam lets go"

Sam:     "So we're just leaving her?"

Kat:      "Yes. Come on"

Peyton: "stupid santa baby- i mean sammy baby- i mean sam is a who-"

Kat:      "SHUT IT."

Kat:      "Come on, just leave this queer shit to rot."

*they find a dennys cutely*

Sam:     "yo there's people inside actually eating!!!"

Kat:      "Okay, whatever. Just go inside before these expired teenage mutant turtles come after us again."

Waiter: "aight what an i get for yall?"

Sam:     "I want a pizza with p-"

Kat:      "Shut the FUCK up. they don't sell pizza."

Sam:     "I want a PIZZA."

Kat:      "THEY DON'T SELL PI-"

Sam:     "WITH PINEAPPLE AND FRIES."

Waiter: "..."

Kat:      "..."

Sam:     ":3"

Kat:      "FIRST of all. NO PIZZA."

Sam:     ":<"

Kat:      "SECOND OF ALL. Who the hell EATS PIZZA with PINEAPPLE and FRIES?"

Sam:     "me"

Kat:      *fucking slaps him*

Sam:     "YEEEOWWCH."

Waiter: "SHUT."

Waiter: "THE FUCK UP."

Waiter: "WHAT FUCKING EDIBLE SUBSTANCES DO YOU WANT TO SHOVE DOWN YOUR THROAT?"

Sam:     "FINE. I want a birthday c-"

Waiter: "Oh it's your BIRTHDAY?"

Waiter: *clears throat*

Waiter: "Haaappy birrrrthdaaay tooooooo yooooouuu."

Waiter: "Haaappy birrrrthdaaay tooooooo yooooouuu."

Sam:     "shut the fu-"

Waiter: "haaappy BIRRRRTHDAAAY DEEEEAR GAAAAYAAAASSS!!"

Waiter: "HAAPPY BIIIIRTHDAAAY TOOOO Y-"

Kat:      "OH MY SATAN. SHUT UP."

Kat:      "CAN I GET-"

Waiter: "Ohhh you want the answers to the CROSSWORD?"

Waiter: "One down is Algebra. One across is Angler fish. Two is South america. Three is-"

Kat:      "NO."

Waiter: "ANSWERS TO THE FIND THE DIFFERENCE?"

Sam:     "WH-"

Waiter: "THE YELLOW HAT, THE FLAG ON THE BUILDING, THE MANS DIC-"

Kat:      "WHAT."

Waiter: "DO YOU WANT THE ANSWERS OR NOT?"

Kat:      "NO."

Waiter: "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"

Sam:     "TO ORDER."

Waiter: "okay what blasphemy do you want?"

Sam:     "Mayonnaise."

Waiter: "what."

Sam:     "three packs of mayonnaise."

Waiter: "Go fuck yourself."

Waiter: "you. what do you want?"

Kat:      "You to go do a backflip off the eiffel tower."

Waiter: "..."

Waiter: "food"

Waiter: "we sell food"

Waiter: "not make your DAMN wishes come true."

Kat:      "SHUT UP YOU WALKING FETUS."

Waiter: "YOU SHUT UP."

Waiter: *sob*

Sam:     "what the hell was that for?"

Kat:      "eh don't worry"

Kat:      "I was just in"

Kat:      "a silly goofy mood."

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Peyton: "Chat, I'm an only child now!"

Kat:      "SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CHARLI D'AMELIO STARBUCKS MUCKBANG WANNABE."

Sam:     "KAT RUN THE FUCK FASTER SLOW-POKE."

Kat:      "HOW ABOUT YOU RUN FOR YOURSELF?"

Sam:     "oh yeah"

Sam:     *falls down*

Peyton: "God, we lost another one."

Peyton: "But before I forget, make sure to like, subscribe, and copy link for me and my definitely-platonic-girlfriend to survive!"

Kat:      "PEYTON SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP BEFORE I USE YOUR PHONE FOR BAIT."

Peyton: "aw ☹"

Sam:     "Hi gays, im back."

Kat:      "AW MAN."

Peyton: "GET IN THE HOTEL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kat:      "WE AREN"T FUCKING IDIOTS. WE KNOW WHERE TO GO."

*they scramble in the lobby and close the door*

Peyton: "I'M ON TWENTY PERCENT GAH"

Kat:      "HOW ABOUT YOU STOP RECORDING?"

Peyton: "I NEED THE WORLD TO KNOW BOUT WHAT'S GOING ON!!!"

Sam:     "there are only three people watching."

Kat:      "and one of them is spamming links to porn websites."

Peyton: "..."

Peyton: "OKAY GUYS THIS IS THE END OF THE STREAM! DON'T FORGE-"

Kat:      "JUST TURN THE GODDAMN VIDEO OFF."

Peyton: "I NEED TO ADVERTISE!!"

*silly window breaks*

Idiots:    "AHHHH!"