#pg1444

[macklives]

this reminds me of “llamas with hats” and i fucking love it

[macklives]

bc to be the perfect ninja, you need the perfect sword

[macklives]

i bet you dave was scared for a sec that smth happened while he was peeing

[macklives]

jades gonna bring the bird back up into the room, isnt she?

[gizoogletranslateshomestuck]

Dave: Kick that puppet out of tha playa.

GG: oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo GG:  wit da big Bo$$ Dogg:( GG: dave 

TG: what 

GG: :( 

TG: what be it 

GG ya feelin' me? dave dis poor bird 

TG in tha mutha fuckin club: whizzat bird 

GG so jus' chill: tha one wit tha S-W-to-tha-izzord through it!!! 

TG: i wouldnt know anyth'n 'bout thiznat 

GG: but isnt dis yo' sword? Slap your mutha fuckin self. 

TG: Im a bad boy wit a lotta hos. T-H-to-tha-izzat could be anyones S-W-to-tha-izzord 

GG: :| 

TG: what dizzay it look lizzle TG: be it a cheap piece of shiznit TG: cauze i only bother wit hizzle quality blades TG: forge' by stoic asian masta TG: H-to-tha-izzells of rizzle kinds of expensive 

GG: all i know be........ GG: iizzy S-H-to-tha-izzarp n iizzy through a bird n its a sword GG: eizzy of story!!!!!! GG: Aint no stoppin' this shit nigga. i be going ta help tha poor biznird 

TG: wait TG: what d-ya miznean TG: dammizzle hold on a minute

> Jade: Retrieve Dave copy of Sizzy and tha impizzle C-R-to-tha-izzow hittin that booty.