anyone else up for a bad threesome with dnp or just me? like the idea of them liking your vibes from across the bar and inviting you over cause they've only been fucking each other for 16 years so they're curious and want to spice things up but they would just be kinda awkward with you. like yeah they'd be polite and indulge you but it's just so apparent that you're only a guest, an experiment, a game they're not sure how to play and end up losing interest in.
so there's dan blowing phil, haphazardly fingering you but he's not hitting the good angle and he isn't even really trying to because he's giving the best head ever to his gorgeous boyfriend and he's actually kinda showing off to you because you couldn't possibly please phil the way he does and he'd laugh to see you try. what actually gets you hotter than dan howell's fingers inside you is watching him slurp and moan around his boyfriend's massive cock. because what an obscene scene to witness. phil is softly tugging the mullet to ground himself onto something and that just gets more obscene noises out of dan, who's vigorously bopping his head up and down, swallowing phil whole, rock hard himself from that, barely aware of you. and what was your name again? not that he actually cares, his priority is phil's pleasure right now. as it is at all times actually.
you go home and jerk yourself off and it's okay cause you did just have a threesome with dan and phil and even while they didn't get you off, you end up having the most mind-blowing orgasm of your life because fucking hell, you got to watch dan and phil fuck.
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