#phat-beat-z

[theydeservetolive-archive]

I hear puns are like water to you, Sounds a bit fishy but I cod help to fell like sending you some just for the halibut. Sea I also like pun sand I'm not quiet shore how good they are. I've made a few anemones in my brine by using too many. Maybe I just flounder on the execution. Whale, either way I lamprey you liked my nautical puns. Have a good one.

I love you.

[bootyful-pirate]

{text] You need to get out ASAP

"It's too early for this. . ."

[Text] Why do I need to? What's going on out there?"[text sent]

[bootyful-pirate]

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First person: My muse has a crush on yours and trips over their words when trying to talk to yours.

[bootyful-pirate]

"Hey, we could go back to your ship and rock the boat" *wink*

"Wow. That was cheesy. Ye're almost as bad as a certain little shit I know. But I see there's hope fer ya in the future. Until then Lad, looks like it'll be low sailing for ya."

[bootyful-pirate]

Truth: How "bootyful" would you say you are?

"Well I'd say that I am pretty fuckin' "bootyful." I mean, I look damn fine!"