#phil preferences

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You do Innuendo Bingo with them.

Dan:  It was Radio One's Big Weekend and you were dragged into a tent with Dan and Phil, who were going to be playing Innuendo Bingo with Chris Stark and a 'mystery celebrity guest'. Long story short, the mystery guest never showed up and you were the only person in the tent available to do it. So there you were, sitting in a circle with Dan, Phil and Chris around a massive bin, about a hundred cups of water to your side. You weren't going to lie, you loved watching innuendo bingo but you never imagine that you'd like to play it. 'You're listening to Scott Mills at Radio One's Big Weekend and we're about to play a four-way game of Innuendo Bingo with Chris, Dan and Phil and our guest who was ever so kind to fill in, Y/N.' Scott says. 'Thank you! It's nice to know you appreciate it.' You say, referring to how the boys were moaning earlier that a fourth person meant there would be ever more water on everyone. You smirk, wanting to get them back for it as you fill your mouth with water and the first clip is played. All the boys bend down to spit out their water, but you keep your head up, soaking them all. 'Jesus Y/N! My hair is going to turn into an afro now!' Dan says, setting you all of laughing. By the time you finish there's a massive pool of water on the ground and you're all drenched. 'It's your fault!' Phil exclaims, pointing at you and laughing. You leave the tent and Dan pouts at you, running his hand through his hair. 'Look! All curly!' he says. 'Don't worry, I like it better that way.' You say, smiling. 

  Phil:  You smirked at Phil, who was sitting across from you in the BBC Radio 1 Studio. Phil brought you with him and Dan to show you around since they were going to be on The Scott Mills show. What you didn't know was that you were going to be on National radio playing Innuendo Bingo with Phil since Dan was sick and he didn't want to risk getting ever more ill. But here you were, and it was too late to say no now. 'Hello, I'm joined here with Phil from Dan and Phil and his lady friend , Y/N. Who are about to play Innuendo Bingo since Chris is gone off on holiday.' Scott says into his microphone. 'Yes, Y/N is covering for me since I am sick. Be sure to go onto the BBC website where you can see all of this live on video.' Dan chimes in. 'Okay water ready?' Scott asks. You and Phil fill your mouths with water and nod. 'First Clip.' Scott says. They play the clip and you manage to hold your water in, but Phil sprays you with his. You shiver, feeling the cold water hit your face and spit your water into the bucket. 'You're going to pay for that!' You say to Phil. You fill your mouth with water and scowl at Phil competitively while they start the next clip. You spray Phil with water to the best of your ability and most of his water ends up on you too. You glare over at Dan who was laughing at you both. 'You're lucky I'm doing this for you Dan, you shouldn't be laughing at me.' you say. 'I'm not! I'm laughing at Phil!' he says, smirking. They continue playing clips for another five minutes and by the end you're both absolutely soaked. You'd never give either of the boys the satisfaction of knowing it, but you really enjoyed yourself. 

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You bring him to your hometown.

Dan: You smiled at Dan, lacing up your boots so you could take him outside for a walk on your family's farm. Your smile was as bright as the sun that belted down on your backs. Neither of you complained of the heat though, it reminded you of your childhood Summers and Dan never got sunburned anyway. He was taken aback by the initial vastness of the countryside. He never thought of this as your type of upbringing. You kept walking until you reached a lake with tire swing hanging from a rope over it. So many memories flooded in of having friends and cousins over on hot, sunny days where you'd sip lemonade and swing and splash any worries you had away. The two of you sit on the bank with your feet in the water and you tell him stories of your youth. They brightened up his face the same way they did yours. You walked back down a dusty track when night fell. After a homemade dinner, you sat on the front porch and caught fireflies in a jar. Laughing at your first failed attempts. You cuddled up to him, the light of the fireflies, moon and stars illuminated his face so you could see him clearly. It was quiet, but in a good way. You were glad to have found your free-spirited younger self that day, and ever happier to share it all with Dan.

Phil: You finally got to bring Phil to Dublin, since he had never been before. In his head he saw it as a capital city, similar to London, but smaller. He still wanted to go, though. It meant a lot to him to learn as much as he could about you, including your past and childhood. The crisp morning air caused a cool shiver to pass through your bodies, as you walked beside dewy grass, hands interlocked. You made it your mission to show him a side of Dublin he didn't expect. The places you went to celebrate, the quiet sanctuary you visited when you felt alone and that parts of the city and culture you felt a longing for whenever you were away. That was exactly what you were doing. You first brought him to park near your house, where you would come to think. As you both sat on the swings you reminisced, telling him stories. You brought him down Grafton, Henry's and O'Connell street, just so you could walk down the narrow cobblestone side paths, that led you away from crowds. You smiled, walking freely and proudly. You could tell Phil was impressed when you showed him all the art sculptures and statues on the streets and told him about them. Before you knew it, night fell. The street lamps lit up as the shop lights turned off, allowing for the true culture and spirit of your hometown to shine through. Phil finally understood where you got all your quirks from. You couldn't deny that this city was what made you who you are. 

A/N: Sorry there's no pictures/gifs! I might add some later if I find the right ones. x 

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He's your brother and he finds out you're dating the other one.

Dan: You look in the mirror once more and re-apply some lip gloss, running your hands down your skirt. It was you first proper date with Phil, but you two had been together for over 3 months. You decided not to tell Dan, in case he took it the wrong way. So, you both kept it your little secret until you felt it was the right time to tell him. You hear Dan knock on the door and your head turns around. 'Come in!' You say. He did this before every date, came in and had a talk with you. It was just the type of over-protective older brother he was. 'So, who's the lucky guy? You seem really nervous.' he asks. You bite your lip, wondering if now is the time to tell him. 'I am.' You say, trying to avoid the question without lying to him. 'Well, who is it though?' He asks again, knowing something was going on. You breathe in deeply, if not now, then when? You think to yourself. 'Phil.' You say, looking away from him. He widens his eyes, 'Phil? As In Phil-Mybestfriend-Lester?' He asks. You nod. At that the doorbell rings. You both rush down the stairs to answer it. Dan beats you to it, and opens the door. 'Dan!' Phil says, surprised. You bite you lip from behind Dan. 'Yeah, Phil. Do you mind if we have a word?' He asks, in a monotone. 'Uhm sure..'Phil says, blushing. Dan takes him aside to the living room, but you can still hear them talking. Dan is lecturing Phil about how if he lets anything happen to you he's dead and such while you cringe from the hallway. When they're done, Phil leaves with you. When you get home,Dan brings you aside to talk. He sits down, tilting his head to the side and smiling at you. 'Well!' he says.  'Are you mad?' You ask quietly. 'No, I'm not. Don't worry, at least I know you're safe with Phil. I wouldn't trust anyone more with your heart.' He says, smiling.

Phil: You and Dan had been best friends ever since he and Phil had met. You always had feelings for each other, but never wanted to make it weird for Phil. In the end, the two of you ending up going out anyway. You hear a knock on your window and look out to see Dan. You smile, opening the window. 'Get in here, you idiot.' You say laughing. Dan stumbles in through the window, making a loud bang. You start to giggle at him and he pulls you down on top of him. He kisses you passionately as your body presses against his. He rolls over and hits his head off the radiator. 'Keep it down! We don't want Phil to hear!' You say to him. The door of your room suddenly opens and you both get up immediately. Phil stands there, looking shocked.'Uhm.' He says, alarmed. 'Don't want Phil to hear what?' he finally asks. You bite your lip and look at Dan, waiting for him to explain. 'Well Phil, I kind of love you sister.' He says, kissing your forehead gently. 'And you didn't tell me?' he says, looking hurt. You both feel bad, 'We're sorry Phil we just weren't sure what you'd think..' You say. 'It's fine. But you hurt her and it won't be.' He says to Dan. He leaves the room shaking his head and you smirk at Dan. He attacks you with a kiss, knocking you onto the bed. The door opens again. 'Hey! No funny business..I'm watching you.' he says, squinting his eyes. He backs out of the doorway and you both laugh. 'Now, where were we?' You say, smiling.

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He finds out your parents physically abuse you.

Dan: You bit your lip as you listen to your father shouting at you. You heard it often enough, but it never hurt less, no matter how many times he criticized and shouted at you. You stand there helpless against his angry tone. You wince as his arm rises, knowing what's coming. His fist curls as it hits you just below you eye. It starts to throb immediately, and you start to feel it swelling. You father goes to hit you again before something pulls him back. 'Don't you ever lay a finger on her again!' Dan shouts, making you feel safe straight away. Dan strikes your father, knocking him to the ground. He wasn't the strongest person, but he must have got angry enough to get false strength. He rushes towards in shock, pulling you close to him. 'Y/N are you okay?' He asks, kneeling down beside you, looking at you with a scared and sad expression on his face. 'Well, not really. I kind of am now though.' You say, trying to smile at him, flinching at the pain in your cheek. 'Has this happened before?' He asks. You simply nod, 'How did you get here?' You ask, confused. I came in to surprise you, I was going to bring you on a walk or something. I heard shouting so I let myself in.' he says. 'So you saw and heard all of that?' You ask, feeling embarrassed. 'I heard enough. Come on, let's get you to a hospital, then we need to get to a police station and get this sorted out. I'm so sorry I didn't know sooner baby.' he says, kissing your forehead. You nod and take his hand as he leads you out the door and into his car.

Phil: You smile into Phil's kisses, as his arms trace around your body. You wince as he starts to hold you tighter, him unknowingly pressing on the bruises your father had left on you last night. You try to ignore it, hoping Phil won't notice. His hand reaches around your back, lifting your shirt above your bellybutton. You panic and reach to pull it down, but Phil notices, looking down immediately. 'I knew it, who does this to you? I've noticed a few scratches and bruises before but I didn't want to say anything or offend you, but this is out of hand.' He says, his voice stern but he looks at you with a sad expression. 'I can't tell you..It's nothing anyway...' You say quietly, looking down. Your father told you that if you ever told anyone you'd be in big trouble, and you weren't going to doubt him.  Phil sees right through you and realizes you're not only being physically abused. 'Y/N, you have to tell me. It will be okay, I promise. What ever anyone has ever said it doesn't matter.' He says, comfortingly, but still with a sternness in his voice. 'My father.' You blurt out nervously before you can stop yourself. Phil shakes his head, a disgusted expression on his face. He takes a deep breath and looks back at you. 'You have to stay here Y/N. It's not safe with him. If you don't want me to tell anyone that's fine, but it's not fine to go back there.' You nod, and he pulls you close as tears start pouring down your face. 'Thank you Phil.' You say, kissing his cheek. 'I love you.' he says, tears forming in his eyes.

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He finds out your boyfriend is physically abusing you

Dan: You gasp loudly as your boyfriend punches your cheek, knocking you to the ground. He had come home late again, drunk and angry. You tried to talk to him but as always, he didn't listen and took his anger out on you. You grasp your face, he had never punched you this hard before. 'I don't want to hear you crying, you deserve it.' He slurs, making his way to the bedroom to fall asleep. You make your way to the front door and slip out quietly. The cold air sends a shiver down your spine and your hands together before taking out your phone and dialing Dan's number, the only person who you felt you could call now. You begin walking down the road as Dan answers. Before he can greet you, you start to talk. 'Dan, please come to the bus stop by Y/BF/N's house and pick me up. I'll explain it later, please hurry.' You say, getting anxious about being out alone so late. Dan is hesitant but agrees before hanging up and assuring you he's on his way. About five minutes later Dan pulls up, and you get into his car. He asks about your bruise and you explain everything to him while you watch his face get more angry and irritated with every word you say. 'That bastard.' Dan mutters, angrily, clenching his jaw. 'Don't worry Y/N, I'll sort this out and that idiot is going to be sorry he ever laid a finger on you. You deserve so much better than him, and I hope you know that.' He says. You smile at him, but wince at the pain it causes you. 'I know. Thank you, I was stupid before.' You say. He lets you stay at his house and makes sure you're safe all the time. 

Phil: Your boyfriend lashes out at you when you tell him you had invited your best friend, Phil over for dinner. He gets angry, accusing you of cheating and shouts repeatedly as you stand cowardly in the corner, wincing at what was to come next. You'd been here before and knew it wasn't going to be different now. He punches you in the stomach and your body slowly starts to fall. You pull your knees against your chest, crying. You look up to see Phil bursting at your boyfriend, tackling him to the ground and punching him until he can't get up. Phil calls the police and rushes over to you to make sure you're okay. You tell him everything and Phil is horrified when you tell him that this wasn't the first time. He purses his lips, starting to get angry. 'You should have told me before Y/N! I could have stopped this a long time ago.' Phil says. 'I know Phil, I'm sorry.' You say, looking down. 'Don't be, it's not your fault, okay? You're beautiful and perfect and deserve so much better than him. You need someone who will tell you just how amazing you are, all the time. Someone you can talk to about anything and feel safe with. I promise you I'll do all those things, I promise to always keep you safe. You're staying with me from now on, alright?' Phil says, passionately. 'I'd like that.' You say, with a smile. It was the first time you had truly smiled in months and it was thanks to Phil. 

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You find out he self harms

Dan: You cuddle up to Dan, tracing patterns on his chest with your hands. Your fingers brush over a protruding scar at the side of his waist and you look at it immediately. You knew Dan had troubles with self harm and depression in the past but he told you that was a long time ago. Dan notices your sudden stop in movement and looks down to see your wide eyes. He tries to cover it up immediately but you stop him. 'No, Dan. Tell me why.' You say, knowing from experience how to deal with him best. Dan looks directly into your eyes, and you see guilt in his. 'I guess those thoughts were coming back, the ones I locked away for years.' He says, simply, but you know what he means. 'Oh Dan, you should have told me.' You say, hugging him and kissing his cheek. 'It's not something I'm proud of Y/N.' He says, looking down. 'It's alright, we can get through this. I'm going to support and help you. But you know you have to try to stop. I know you can.' You say as Dan nods. You hug him tighter than before and promise yourself you will make sure Dan gets better.

Phil: You rummage through Phil's top drawer, where you kept your clothes whenever you spent the night, looking for you watch. 'Ugh. Where is it?' You say, getting annoyed. You look into the other drawers, thinking you might have put it in there by mistake. Your hand feels a container and you take it out, knowing it must have been misplaced as this was a t-shirt drawer. You bite you lip when you see an unlabeled pill jar, with a few left in it. You take it in your hand, realizing what it was. You knew Phil didn't need medication and if he did, it wouldn't be hidden in a place like this. Phil walks in, wondering had you found what you were looking for and gasps when he sees whats in your hand. You sit down on Phil's bed and pat the seat beside you for Phil to sit down. You both cross and intertwine your legs as you take his hand and he opens up to you. You still can't believe that someone so happy as Phil would be doing this to himself. You stroke his hand as he talks to you. 'Phil, I want you to know that whatever you're feeling, whatever you're thinking, you can always tell me. You don't deserve to go through this pain. You're an amazing person who brightens so many peoples lives and makes them happy, but you need to remember to make yourself happy too.' You say while Phil looks down. 'And I love you, more than anything else.' You add, causing him to look up and hug you. He cries into your shoulder and you rub his back and tell him it's okay all evening.

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The other guy tweets a picture of you two asleep.

Dan: Amazingphil: Look at these lovebirds! I think I might be in trouble with @danisnotonfire now. Oops. 

Phil: Danisnotonfire: Car journey with @amazingphil and @Y/T/N is going great. They do look cute though.

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You kiss on Camera.

Dan: It was Tuesday night and Dan had asked you to be in his Younow show. You were halfway through the show and someone in the chat wanted you to a Truth or Dare together. After a few questions and dares that you both did, you saw someone post in the chat 'I dare you to kiss!' You read it out and the entire chat is filled with people requesting you to kiss. You roll your eyes, knowing you wouldn't hear the end of it if you didn't. 'Okay, but only on the cheek! I know what you lot are like!' You say, smiling as Dan laughs. You turn to Dan to him a peck on his cheek but Dan turns his face at the right moment so your lips meet his. You gasp and go to pull away, but Dan pulls you in by putting his hand around your waist, continuing to kiss you. You kiss back, getting carried away. After a few more seconds you pull away, to see the chat going crazy. You look surprisingly into the camera, 'I think someone got a little carried away there!' You say, looking at Dan. He just licks his lips and winks cheekily at the camera, looking satisfied.

Phil: Once a month or whenever you and Phil were together, you would join in on Phil's twitcam. It had become a tradition and you would play different games than Phil normally would by himself and it would usually end up being closer to lasting two hours instead of one. No one ever complained and the Phandom loved you. It was evening time and you were leaning forward looking at the comments while Phil was talking to the camera. Out of nowhere, Phil leans over and kisses your cheek, taking you by surprise. You blush when you see everyone in the comments urging Phil to kiss you on the lips. Still shocked, Phil quickly locks his lips with yours, and you both smile into the kiss. 'I think that's enough intimacy for one YouNow, guys!' You say, looking at the webcam. 'Wow Phil, smooth.' and 'Phil's getting it!' You read out, making Phil smirk and wink, opening his mouth pretending to be shocked.