#phylis futterman

[lordcringe]

More whiteboard slop👩‍🍳

Friends and I gave Easterman and Clyde a homunculus baby

[palesweetscherryblossom]

GOOSEBERRY IDGAF THAT THE DOCTOR FUTTERSTRAP IS FAKE I SAID NUT. IN. MEEEEEEE

I got news for you buddy

[palesweetscherryblossom]

I feel like Dr. Futterman the goose puppet/overall mascot was meant to pay positive homage to Gooseberry’s father in her eyes. Like adding what she deemed to be positive traits of her dad and trying to get his approval bc it’s implied that he disapproved of Phylis’ career path.

Oh Phylis getting genuinely excited and showing her dad around the studio & the little Futterman character only for him to turn his nose up at it and call Phylis stupid for thinking that she could make out in this field of work, that nobody could ever want to see his fat slut of a daughter on something like television. To get the stupid goose out of his face

Oh Gooseberry… ☹️☹️

[ruinous-army]

franco barbi and phylis futterman should kiss on the Mouth

[palesweetscherryblossom]

Sometimes I’m stressing over dumb shit and my brain goes to the Gooseberry line where she says “it’s just a game, everyone is having fun” and I feel better for some reason

Like yes mama this IS just a stupid game

[la-amarga-lizard]

Here’s my opinions on the Prime Assets as dinosaurs, because every single interest of mine eventually circles back to dinosaurs somehow.

Phylis Futterman:

Honestly? Deinocheirus mirificus. They’re large, semi-aquatic (tying back to geese) and have 8 inch long claws. They’re the largest ornithomimosaur to date. In addition, paleontologists widely agree that Deinocheirus had feathers. Dr. Futterman, though, I’m tempted to say he’d either be the same species, or perhaps he’d be an Anserimimus planinychus (the goose mimic).

Leland Coyle:

Majungasaurus crenatissimus. It was a stocky, powerful predator with a short snout, a robust skull, and could get up to 20-26 feet. Due to their fossils, we have proof that Majungasaurus were cannibals.

Franco Barbi:

Stygimoloch spinifer. Whether Stygimoloch is just a subadult Pachycephalosaurus or if it is its own separate Pachycephalosaurid is hotly debated. Personally, I don’t put much stock into the claims of Jack Horner, so, the Demon of the River Styx remains. We see him headbutt Reagents in game, so I think that’d be a neat little reference. Plus, the domed head and horns. They’re small, but mighty creatures. He would likely be a more diminutive specimen of Stygimoloch.

Otto and Arora Kress:

Who better to give the title of Tyrant King than the two despotic aristocrats? Tyrannosaurus rex fits them especially well. The largest scientifically recognized Tyrannosaurus rex specimen (Scotty) shows us that these beasts of yore were some of the very biggest in the game. In fact, Scotty weighed an estimated 19,555 pounds and measured 43 feet long. That’s a big bull. They’re also a very well known and recognizable dinosaur and have long been a cornerstone of American media.

Liliya Bogomolova:

For our dear Sister, I decided upon Sinocalliopteryx gigas, which is largely argued to be one of the best ambush predators of its time. Unique for a compsognathid, they’re the largest of their kind, and are distinguished from Huaxiagnathus, as well as other compsognathids, by its relatively long hands in relation to its arms. The arms and hindlimbs were also longer overall than in other compsognathids, a feature possibly related to its size.

[palesweetscherryblossom]

I'm thinking about duchess Gooseberry. Did she turn children into statues just for fun, or could there be something else going on? Maybe she was very lonely in her palace and didn't want the wandering children to leave. So she decided to freeze them

The origins are actually way more sinister with Gooseberry using her influence long ago to lure all the children in the land to her palace and its property. At first everything was going fine until the children became wary and frightened of the woman they addressed as mother.

One night a group of them tried to escape which led to Mother Gooseberry having a breakdown over it and causing her to place a smell that froze the children so they couldn’t leave.

They’ve been like that for years and Gooseberry treats them like fine statues & memorial pieces. Since the children have been like that for so long that they’re probably dead by now. You assume that it’s an elaborate art piece to show off the Duchess’s fondness for children until you notice the permanent expression of fear etched into faces and the paintings of them on Gooseberry’s wall.

[palesweetscherryblossom]

I need Gooseberry to sit on my face and break my neck in the process. Ma'am I don't care if you're like 300 pounds. This face? Your new chair. Don't hesitate to put your weight down on it.

We’re ALL letting Gooseberry sit on our faces let’s be real