#pi0061 rambles

[posionivy0061]

So this is an ad I've been getting.

MA DUDES, YOU'RE ADVERTISING TO THE WRONG PERSON.

I am a very HAPPY aro/ace.

The ABSOLUTE LAST thing I want is a fucking partner that I have to actually *care* about and EW.

[posionivy0061]

@one-boring-person you might like this

Lusty thots under the cut

Imagine you and the team went out to the beach

You, Lee and Barney are together, the team hasn't figured it out or told yet, but Caesar, the one closest to you and the first one to call you Mama, is really close to figuring it out

Thus the marks they left on you the night before and that morning on as much display as you are comfortable showing

(the bathing suit you're comfortable in) and all he and Barney can do is watch you with lust and heat in their eyes

You have to fight against the urge to watch both of your men wet and half naked all day

All of the team are getting strange looks, as all of them have their Expendable tats on display

The team, including the new ones, are hanging around you, as they all call you mom

Your right leg is covered in a black ivy tat with silver and green accents, the Expendable tat appearing to be rested amongst the ivy on your upper thigh

It's a set of throwing knives crossed with a skull, the perfect mix of both of your men

You're just waiting for the day that your men tell the team or you get fed up waiting so you can tell Tool to put the tat that you and him already designed

You're also debating it with Tool, about extending the ivy tat from your entire leg to up your side and just under your right boob and curling over your left

[posionivy0061]

Hey, this post is a product of 2:00 AM brain and Caffeine. Its a VERY BASIC rundown of WHO I follow, Their main fandom (Or the one I follow them for) and if they're an 18+, which will be noted in red.

NOTE: This isn't everyone I follow. If you are an 18+ blog and not in red, lmk! Its called I am typing this on a computer with the list on my phone. I'm not checking, but going off of memory atm. (26 Feb 2022)

After Posting Note: These accts are acxtive, as they all are underlined when in editor. Tumblr won't allow all of them to be tagged posted because it doesn't like me.

and lets see if throwing them under a cut makes it any better. and I am sorry (Not really) to each person I just pinged

-Abaddon

SUPERNATURAL

@spn-imagines-nation, @holylulusworld, @imaginingsupernatural, @imaginethatsupernatural, @supernaturalimagine, @fangirlxwritesx67, @all-4-wincest, @starrose17, @sapphirearrows, @impala-dreamer, @writing-of-an-angel, @twsupernaturalimagine, @thegirlwhorunswithwinchesters, @howtobesupernatural, @supernaturalfreewill, @supernatural-jackles, @supernatural-fangirl1967, @imagines-in-plaid, @spnimpalaimagines, @imaginingsupernatural, @imagine-that-supernatural, @gabriels-tuesdays, @luci-in-trenchcoats, @angeldoveyt

THE WITCHER

@thesleepy1, @horsedadgeralt, @yeraskier, @penandinkprincess, @fvckoffbard, @witches-ground, @witcher-rarepair-summer-bingo, @geraltshumblebard, @c-a-v-a-l-r-y, @queenxxxsupreme, @toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account, @something-witcher-this-way-comes, @just-a-himbo-and-his-feral-bard, @thewitcherdaily, @this-is-a-job-for-vesemir, @sourwolf-sterek32 (< also Teen Wolf), @radaofrivia, @princess-of-riviaa, @clown-of-rivia

MCU

@angrythingstarlight, @buckysbarnes, @buckyhoney-library & @buckyhoney, @buckycuddlebuddy, @themadcapmathematician, @thedevilwearsvibranium, @honeydulcewrites & (I think) @honeyslibrary, @holylulusworld, @sergeantbuckybarnes (formerly steveharringtons, GIF MAKER), @sluttystucky, @metalbuckaroo

THAT'S ALL OF MCU I'M LISTING! I HAVE MORE BUT I THINK THIS IS ENOUGH BCZ I FOUND THE OTHERS VIA THE ONES ABOVE

TWILIGHT

@majorjwhitlock, @twillightimagines, @imaginetwilight

EXPENDABLES/ 90'S MOVIES

@one-boring-person, @80s4life, @fuckyeah-jasonstatham, @slystallone, @trackemfindemkillem, @itstheexpendables

CRIMINAL MINDS @bau-gal, @criminalmindsgonewrong

VARIOUS

@thranduilsperkybutt, @obscure-imagines, @empyreanwritings, @there-must-be-a-lock

TWD

@baseballbitch116

SPECIAL MENTIONS

@quanticowrites, @shurisneakers, @navybrat817, @thighs-of-betrayal-blog, @shieldrecruitsurvivaltips, @agentofbarnes, @omegaastra, @joshsundquist, @biggest-gaudiest-patronuses, @incorrect-pjo-quotes, @incorrectspnforfun, @whygodohgodwhy, @quotemadness, @wynnefic

[posionivy0061]

@one-boring-person this is your warning, you're going slutty with me today sweet!

Imagine your men were taking you out on a date, a two nights after all of you get back from another successful mission.

The night before, you had teased the hell out of him and Barney while The Team, Lee and Barney and you were out at Rusty's

When you finally got home, Lee pinned you to the wall, as Barney was on your other side, both growling in your ears about teasing them around the team and they couldn't do anything

That night was fuunnn, shall we say. You and your Vampire both take pride in how they forgot everything but your name

For the date, Barney is dressed similar as Lee (see above pics), both watching you with heat in their eyes

After a sucessful mission, their libidos are raring, the after effects of adrenaline and the high of success running through both of them

The same goes for you, but you know how to control it better than your men... Primarily because you rile him up on the plane

After the date is when the fun comes out to play

You know the absolute 'worst' place to nibble on or touch in any fashion on Barney, in public, is his ears, as the first time you did, after his initial reaction of pushing you away, you knew something was up

You over powered him, using your greater strength (vampire) and flipped him to where he was pressed to the bed

You slowly scrape your fangs on the outer edge of his ear and he moans loudly, rutting up into you

You first found out how sensitive his ears were when you first nibbled on the lobe of his ear and he almost immediately pushed you off of him, instincts not letting him let you touch a spot that would put him vulnerable to anything

You flipped him over, Barney's back to the bed and distantly hearing Lee moan at the display of your strength. Growling at him, you nibble on his ear. Feeling him rut into you, your growl changes to a pleased growl, nearly a moan. Hearing that, Barney relaxes more, letting you near his ears without his guard up.

You smirk, shifting off of on top of him, wanting to see just how much he's affected by playing with his ears.

Turns out, he can come from teeth and blowing your breath on them in seconds. That little piece of information you kept in your head for later, when he's all stressed out on a mission and snarling at everyone.

On the other hand, Lee's greatest turn on is your strength, especially when you do something that Caesar, Gunnar and the others can't do alone

The kids often yell at you to cut it out and let them do it, especially when Lee starts having issues walking normally, if he even stands or walks because of how hard he is. Barney's eyes are filling with Lust at the way Lee doesn't want to walk anywhere and how you're watching both of them, your vampire showing in your left eye, which has bled to a pure black.

Your expression changes from the happy and peaceful that it had been almost all day, to a hunting one as you smell arousal from Barney and Lee getting stronger as you tease them.

Toll sees your expression change and the way it affects both Barney and Lee. Typically, it's Gunnar, Caesar or Toll telling you three to get your asses home.

You also know just how fast using your strength to manhandle Lee or almost anything else not only turns him on but also makes him come

It it's right after a fight, just the sight of you lifting one of the dead enemy bodies is enough to make him have to lean against the nearest solid object with a glazed look in his eye.

Knowing this, you smirk and after you dropped the body you were moving, the next thing Barney and Lee knew was that you were teasing the hell out of them and they both came a few different times before your Vampire was satisfied leaving them alone. When they went to return the favor with you, you batted their hands away and soothed the hurt with kisses and promises of later. They reluctantly accept, knowing you're not going to change your mind

If it's at home, after you've teased him and Barney all fucking day

Because, let's be honest, you're that sort of bitch that will tease your men all day long, even when you were in public and were unable to really do anything about it

It doesn't take very long for you to get either of them to come after you've been teasing them all day

The kids are the rest of the team, but the younger members are still getting used to you, especially because of the way you went scary calm and threatened Drummers life when he went to fly away from the crumbling hotel before Barney had reached the rope attached to the chopper

Lee, on the other hand, was looking between you and the roof, watching for Barney. He knew that if Barney was alive and Drummer flew away from the building, you would either carry through with your threat and make Trent fly the chopper or jump out of the chopper, wings snapping out catching your fall, and finding the other of your men

Toll, and Gunnar shrugged, knowing if you didn't do it, Lee was going to

[posionivy0061]

Watching The Expendables 2 (because I don't have the first one atm) and I have realized my type... Burly men with gruff voices, dark hair and the air of Leave me the fuck alone or I'll kill you...

Bonus points if they can wield knives like nobody's business...

Featuring...

Barney Ross

Lee Christmas

James Buchanan Barnes/Winter Soldier

Logan Howlett/ Wolverine

[posionivy0061]

About me

Hi there! I'm Posion Ivy, or you can call me Abaddon.

My side blog (it's unused mostly) is @lucifersnephillimchild

My blog rules (should be) rather easy to follow.

1. PLEASE have your age in your description. I WILL block you if you don't.

2. YOU are responsible for what you interact with, so please take caution because I DO reblog fics and other posts from blogs that are 18+

Thank you respecting my blog rules!

ANYWAY, on to better topics now that the nessacary things are out of the way.

SUBMISSIONS ARE OPEN

ASKS ARE OPEN

The same rules apply to both.

PG-13, no nudes. If the ANONS are waaay too nasty or rude, ANON will be turned off and not be back on.

If the SUBMISSION RULES are ignored, I will turn it off.

REQUESTS can be submitted/asked. I will only fill them IF or WHEN I want, and if I dont like the request, I will not fill.

T H E M U T U A L S :

@justanotherstarwarswhore

@lilhawkeye3

@one-boring-person

@thighs-of-betrayal-blog

@80s4life

@fangirlxwritesx67

@angeldoveyt

@cunt-mcdrunk

@blueberrybelova

Fandom and people I follow list here

Not right now, as I dont really have anything.

M A S T E R L I S T ?

F A N D O M S I W R I T E F O R :

NCIS

NCIS LA

MCU (Up to CA:Civil War right now)

The Expendables

Supernatural

Percy Jackson & The Olypians/ Heroes Of Olympus (Its been a LONG while)

Twilight (Jasper Hale anyone?)

One Chicago (Chicago Fire, Chicago Med, Chicago PD)

S P E C I A L T A G S ?

YES!! They will be tagged in the tags below.

All General all the time & The Adventures of General: BOTH tags are on each post with my dog

Imagines by posionivy: My Imagines. You can filter out the fandoms you dont want.

pi0061 rambles: MY wild posts, can be anything, including rambles about my OC

pi0061 answers: me answering asks & submissions

to look at later (to check out later) & masterlists & signal boost & writing lists: Reblogged things from other people I want to keep track of to look at another time/

writing prompts & my prompts & posionivy0061 prompts: theres around seven? maybe?? Theyre prompts I have wrote.

expendables and archangels: My story with The Expendables, some Supernatural characters (mainly Gabriel) and some Lucifer characters (mainly Lucifer). the tag is mostly rants at the moment

pi0061 watches movies and makes live commentary: exactly what it says. Paired along with this tag is the pi0061 watches tag that is followed by the movie & the series if it is more than one

pi0061 is a bitch tonight is a tag that you might want to filter because once that tag comes out to play, I am NOT NICE in the posts. Not tagging that one because some might have it filtered already.

pi0061 is slutty today are the posts I tag that are pure smutty thots, 100% 18+ posts. These posts are also tagged with the according tags as well, (at the moment, there is one blog tagged in said posts, above the pictures)

To filter my blog, pick the tag from the below list. Any red marked tags in the special tags section is not tagged below, they are the ones that I recommend filtering out.

Last Updated: 02 March 2022

[posionivy0061]

*Mario Voice*

Here we goo!!!

(not Mario Voice)

Expendables 2... Let's see what comments I can make this time

I know this:

Barney Ross is fine as hell

Lee Christmas is as well, I'd love to be between the two

Sorry Billy and can't see the back of you soon enough, Maggie

What about you @one-boring-person ?

[posionivy0061]

Sooo

Thorn is the hacker and rock climber

Luna is the bouncer

John Smilee is the authority problem street fighter found in Mexico

Mars is the DARPA dude with the boomy gun

Galgo is the insane annoying one, otherwise known as filpe

Bonaparte is a fucking good liar too...

This is just for reference...