Reviving this briefly because I just finished up a bit ago and everyone must be subjected to Fred.
Everyone.
Background context, I'd been idly doodling on the tablet while talking to a friend a few days ago, and then they made A Comment, and one thing led to another, and now gaze upon what I have birthed.
Some notes:
• The pink might be oversaturated, but this is what you're getting because I am not changing it, Fredward is an elder god and he deserves to be Fabulous.
• I cannot decide how Fred eats. He kinda seems like the kind of guy to cameo by buying a *disconcerting* amount of food for himself because he can just unhinge his mouth like a snake and jam it all in at once. But also, would he just be poking himself in the eye with a foot-long sub
• Fred trying to eat food because he saw a human do it once, but he doesn't understand it and his organs are beyond human comprehension, so his only two methods of drinking anything are to eat the cup whole with his terrifying mouthface or to pour scalding tea directly into his Eye
• Only six and a half hours in and I may have stared into the abyss for too long, I’ve had Cotton Eye Joe stuck in my head for most of that time. He really will send you mad.















