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"Hmmm...." Niffty picked up a nearby rat with not much of a face left. The rest of his body, while soaked in black blood, was still fairly intact.
"Which part do you need?"
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@pickleddaddy (continued from here)
"Hmmm...." Niffty picked up a nearby rat with not much of a face left. The rest of his body, while soaked in black blood, was still fairly intact.
"Which part do you need?"
Jerry starter for @pickleddaddy
"So like... are you from a pickle dimension or something? Or did you do this to yourself? I heard that the Rick I know did that.. so- is that your deal too?"
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- @pickleddaddy
"Can I help you with something? Not that I'm actually gonna help you. I'm saying that as a figure of speech. What do you want?"
@pickleddaddy for Spider-Morty
It was late when he came home that night. Walking into the kitchen looking fairly battered up. Morty filled himself a glass of water and sat down with his head on the table, not noticing the pickle in the room with him.
He took off his mask and looked down at it. A shitty little thing he'd made himself, now stained in blood.
"Jesus Christ" he muttered quietly.
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Beth gave a deadpan look at her father ─ or at least the pickle that is a version of her father ─ and shook her head. She just wasn't surprised by all the shenanigans anymore. He would always do something to just run away and abandon her once more. Why continue hurting herself over it?
"Of course. Of freakin course." she exclaimed, letting out a frustrated sigh. "You'd rather just avoid your own daughter, going so far as to turn yourself into a pickle of all things to make it happen! Why do I keep trying with you?"
Why cockroaches? I mean, sure they have a tough exterior I guess, but do you know how much a pain in the ass rats are?
- @pickleddaddy (For Niffty)
"More babies!" she explained excitedly. No one had ever asked her about this before.
"Rats don't even make a hundred per year, but roaches can make thousands. More generations, easier to teach, easier to mold. Kill one more bug in front of he children sends the message to more, and they tell their children and their children..."
"Only the hardiest survive the extermination. And they make more like them, and more like them and more like them. And now I only have perfect roaches, perfect children!"
"I'm working on rats now too. More of them are dying but most of the ones left are immune to mace at least."