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If I were a drum I'd let you bang me all night long!

Oh cool, I’ll be sure to leave you beaten and well used

are you a beaver cuz dam

call the police and firemen

Here you go. *hands you a pickup line*

thanks bruh, I needed a good pick me up

Are those space pants? Because that ass is out of this world!

dont call area 51, i kidnapped it so i could have a ass

Your hand looks heavy, want me to hold it for you? (Im sorry I saw all the pick up lines and had to send one myself)

all these people wanna hold my heavy hands -throws my other hand at you-

Is your last name Campbell? Because you are mm mm Good!

my last name is Campbell, and my first name is Expired

Santa's lap isn't the only one that makes wishes come true

yeah, our lord and savior does too

You must be a Snickers because you satisfy me

okay...another nice one..i can admit that

#pickup darky