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good morning :) necrodancy au fic

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Ariana looks at the screen, something remarkably close to awe in her eyes, then leans back and starts to laugh. 

It’s not a pretty laugh. It’s loud and wrenches itself out of her lungs. It’s high-pitched and shrieking, and her face flushes with the force of it. She catches a frantic breath and starts laughing all over again as she scrolls to the bottom of the screen and replaces a letter with one right next to it on the keyboard.

It’s, somehow, the most beautiful she’s ever been. Mumbo’s heard her normal laugh. Once or twice, as they passed each other in the hall while Mumbo pretended he wasn’t achingly aware of the few inches between them. It felt real, but it wasn’t quite as… authentic as the way she’s laughing now.

Mumbo gets the sense she’s just seen something very few people have, and she can’t tear her eyes away. 

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FIRST FIC OF 2025 BABYYY

This is my Hermbimas gift for @logosbot-tm! For a little bit their bio said "grumbo is lesbians" and I went YEAHHHH GRUMBO IS LESBIANS!!! and then it also somehow turned into a high school au? I'm actually not quite sure how that happened.

go read my gnc lesbians 🔫

for some reason it's not inserting the link?? SO I hyperlinked it above

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

ROTD Chapter 18. Thank you for coming on this journey with me.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Gravedigger

Cordial killer

Your payment is due, they're looking at you

We've done what we can, it's out of our hands

Sooner or later, it comes back again.

Spiff's POV of chapter eighteen of ROTD :) aren't you exciteddd

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Watch It All Catch Up To You/Your Payment Is Due???? THATS SUCH A FACINATING TITLE GIMME GIMME PLEASE!!!!!!!

-bob, beepbeepbananabus

I AM GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR BOB. YOU HAVE LANDED ON, QUITE POSSIBLY, MY FAVORITE.

First off, the title song: Debt Collector, by Jhariah! You can listen to it here!

I'm hiding the snippet under a cut because its HUGEE ROTD spoilers and I don't wanna ruin your reading experience- as it's Spiff's pov of chapter eighteen, which is the finale >:D

Kevin looks up at him, slow-moving and ice in his eyes. Spiff’s heart thrums against his ribcage, pressure on his throat. Kevin’s voice is just as cold as his eyes, chips of stormy ocean blue. “I arrived in time for the wedding.”

He hears the subtext- Spiff isn’t needed, isn’t wanted. There will be disastrous consequences for sticking around, he reasons.

(He doesn’t think they include death. Not yet.)

But Lord Spiff Brits is the champion of digging his own grave to lie in, and so his lips twitch into a snarl. He doesn’t run, confident he can hold his ground.

Movement- a pale corpse with limbs made of bone and blue-purple skin dressed in a strikingly familiar wedding dress, slides to Kevin’s side and rests a hand on his shoulder. “You know, Spiff…”

Spiff chokes on air, staring straight into painfully familiar gray eyes. He can’t keep his composure, cold terror replacing the anger flowing through his veins. Of course, the wedding dress is familiar, he killed the man wearing it.

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The Mad Scientist of 12 Adams Road

Ghost hunter JITS featuring Ghost Zedaph!!! This is for the amazing @dragonpuff17 for the @hermbi-discord's 2022 Hermbimas secret Santa! Please go check out their work and all of the work in Hermbimas, it's so so so cool and everyone did so good!!!!

Also please click the picture the quality is awful if you don't 💖

There is an accompanying drabble, also!!!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works