#piecesofjordan

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Jordan: What's your ideal job situation?

Me: Sugar baby.

Jordan: Same.

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7, 11, 15, 47, 53, 60, 64, 76, 88, 94, and 100. :)

7. Used a little paper bag for lunch?Yes, all throughout junior high.

11. Left the house without my wallet?All the time actually. If I switch purses or just take my wallet with me somewhere it's very likely that I'll forget my wallet.

15. Played on a sports team?I played softball for 6 seasons, field hockey for 2 seasons, basketball for 3 seasons and 2 seasons of bowling.

47. Tried out to be on a TV show?No. Although it used to be my dream to be on The Real World.

53. Had a three-some?Negative ghost rider.

60. Been to a Japanese steakhouse?I don't think so?

64. Had my wisdom teeth taken out?Nope I have one grown in and two growing in right now.

76. Rode in a helicopter?Oh hell no.

88. Made a survey?Actually yes. For one of my classes in college I had to conduct a study or experiment so I made a survey to poll my college on their acceptance of homosexuality.

94. Peed outside?As a child, a few times. As an adult, a couple times.

100. Broken a mirror?Several.

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I'm currently emptying out my messages on here and I saw a message from piecesofjordan from this summer about how we're meeting each other's families soon and it's a big step. LMAO we're the biggest fucking losers to ever exist. Miss you bitch.

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piecesofjordan is killing me right now with all of her Harry Styles blogging. And the fact that she's texting me about the Harry Styles video just makes it like 293847239x better.

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Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself publicly. Then send this to your 10 favourite followers :)

1. I have the coolest chameleon eyes in all of ever.2. I have some of the most gorgeous people I know as friends.3. There are days where I make myself cry from laughing so hard because I think I'm that funny.4. I'm like Shakira, my hips don't lie.5. I've got mad cooking/baking skills yo.

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piecesofjordan replied to your post: Attention people who listen to punk, I...

Do not be friends with them.*hmph*

But...but...he got a booty. *eyebrow waggle* 

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1, 6, 11, 18, 24, 29, 31, 34-36. :)

1: What did you do in 2014 that you’d never done before?I did a lot of things in 2014 I’ve never done. Here’s a short yet slightly impressive list:

Learned how to snowboard

Graduated college

Moved out on my own

Bought a car

Faced 3 snowmaggedons

6: What would you like to have in 2015 that you lacked in 2014?More cuddles. More love.

11: What was the best thing you bought?Does it count if I bought it and it’s not here yet? Cause I just bought a really cute Doctor Who TARDIS phone case/wallet. Or actually I guess I should say my truck or my macbook. Oh well.

18: What do you wish you’d done more of?I don’t know. Saved more money?

24: What was the best book you read?But, but…Jordan. This isn’t a fair question I read too many! I guess the best book would have to be The Book Thief or Orphan Train. The best book of poetry was I Wrote This For You : Just the Words.

29: What one thing made your year immeasurably more satisfying?Even though it ended up not working out I would have to say falling in love, cause that shit was cush while it lasted.

31: What kept you sane?Music and poetry.

34: Who did you miss?Shit I miss a ton of people. Probably most notably I miss piecesofjordan, my best friend Steph who I haven’t seen since last October, Ricky, like-a-diamond-n-the-sky, that’s probably it.

35: Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2014."Nothing gold can stay." I already knew that, but yeah it’s all I could think of and it definitely works.

36: Quote a song lyric that sums up your year.It’s more like half a song that sums up my year, “Miss Missing You” by Fall Out Boy. The bolded sections are the most important.”Don’t panicNo not yetI know I’m the one you want to forgetCue all the love to leave my heartIt’s time for me to fall apartNow you’re goneBut I’ll be okayYour hot whiskey eyesHave fanned the flamesMaybe I’ll burn a little brighter tonightLet the fire breathe me back to lifeBaby, you were my picket fenceI miss missing you now and thenChlorine kissed summer skinI miss missing you now and thenSometimes before it gets betterThe darkness gets biggerThe person that you’d take a bullet for is behind the triggerOhWe’re fading fastI miss missing you now and then”

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Just so the world is aware, piecesofjordan is my twin and soulmate and best friend. We like almost all of the same things, we went to jr high together and we re-met each other online. When we finally met up in person we sat at Applebees talking for 5 hours. After hour 2 the waitress stopped refilling our waters. She was just mad jealous of our insane bffl connection that was obvious.