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content warning: light mentions of absent parents, parental neglect, bullying, cheating, drugs & alcohol
𝔅𝔞𝔰𝔦𝔠𝔰
Name: Christian Douglas Vogt Nicknames: Ian (preferred name), Goblin Guide, Piglet, IV , D@dDy dR@c (online only in 18+ spaces associated with his ex-girlfriend) Age: 27 Birthday: October 5th, 2015 FC: Felix Mallard Gender: Male Pronouns: He/Him/His Sexuality: Bisexual (but has only been with women at this point) Height: 5′10 Blood Type: A+ Build: Slim Scars/Piercings/Tattoos: Scar on left forearm from a bike accident, ears pierced, and a cruddy, faded stick and poke Mom on his right knee.* Vices: Various vapes, alcohol, hallucinogenics, micro transactions in games Favorite Colors: Slime green, neon blue, jet black Work: Clerk at Liquid Fuel (on ship vape shop)
𝔉𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔩𝔶
Ian spent the first 6 years of his life in Las Vegas, Nevada. He doesn't remember much of his life during that time or his mother who had been loosely responsible for his care.
After intervention from his school, Ian wound up leaving Las Vegas and moving across the country to be raised by his grandmother who he had never meet or had known of her existence up until this point.
Ian's grandmother was a stern woman and while she scraped by financially owning a laundromat in Tilsbury, Massachusetts appearance meant everything to her and winding up with an illegitimate grandson didn't make her life any easier and she begrudgingly raised Ian under her roof until a spat in high school sent him to move out and stay with his girlfriend at the time's place until he was able to afford a place of his own.
Ian knows nothing about his father. Many men were in and out of his mother's life and his grandmother had lost contact with his mother long before Ian came into the picture. His grandmother raised him to believe his father was likely not a "good man" and left it at that.
To Ian's knowledge he has no siblings but he's not looked into his mother's life much intentionally. He feels he's chronically online enough that if there was family of his he didn't know about they would've reached out by now.
𝔈𝔡𝔲𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫
Ian probably would've excelled in school if he hadn't had an iPad shoved in his face the moment he moved in with his grandmother. She worked long hours and it was just easier to recklessly give him access to the internet from a very young age.
Even though his grades never reflected it Ian has a STEM oriented brain and if he ever were to "apply himself" like his teachers encouraged he might've made something of himself in the field of technology. He didn't though and as a result Ian is an armchair hacker and only ever used his talents to find teachers' answer keys for test or make girls who led him on artificially get shadow banned on social media.
College was never an option for Ian and while he begrudgingly graduated high school with straight C's his high school diploma didn't land him anything other than some manual labor and minimum wage jobs that hadn't yet been taken over by robots.
ℑ𝔫𝔱𝔢𝔯𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔰
Big electronic music fan. He'll listen to ambient and crunk and everything in between. If there's a synthesizer involved Ian's probably listening. The more stimulating the music the less ability he's got to hear his thoughts. When he's in charge of the tunes at the vape shop expect him to put on something extremely overstimulating.
Loves video games. Having been born in 2015 he's nostalgic for a lot of the classics from his youth. He's more drawn to MMORPGs and games that are collaborative. He's not a huge fan of story driven games. If there's too much dialogue or reading happening he'd just put on a movie.
Ian is unfortunately a huge troll online. If he isn't ragebaiting someone in the comments he's probably on a forum finding someone else to cyberbully. While Ian would argue he only ever targets assholes who "deserve it". He has been known to make fake profiles to get back at exes and throw a couple of comments their way before finally moving on.
Dating. Ian had always been girl obsessed from a very young age and as a result he's dated his fair share of women over the past 27 years. While Ian presents himself as someone stoic, quiet, brooding, and routine he choose partners who are anything but hoping that the excitement they bring will add some fun into his otherwise boring life. So far dating people who are his opposite has resulted in half his wardrobe being destroyed, getting kicked out at a moment's notice, and being cheated on more times than he can count. His last ex who he was with before boarding the ship had felt like the final boss of crazy ex-girlfriends. He survived her terror but has Ian swearing off relationships and women all together. Maybe this will awaken his latent bisexuality or maybe it'll just cement his life as a bachelor either way Ian is actually not rushing into his next relationship for once.










