#piling problems

[trollsgonemild]

d=ar tgm, pl=as= h=lp m=; i hav= an absolut=ly WOND=RFUL moirail! th=y'r= smart, charming, and can pap lik= no on='s busin=ss. but th= thing is, th=y lik= making HUG= pil=s out of ch=w=d up gum. which is fin= by m=! th= probl=m is that th=y INSIST on ch=wing up all th= gum th=ms=lv=s, and always =nd up hurting th=y'r= jaw. no matt=r how much i t=ll th=m that i can h=lp, th=y insist on doing all th= ch=wing alon=! i'm r=ally worri=d. pl=as= h=lp m=?

That’s disgusting!  I am disgusted.  That sounds hard, crusty, slimey, and unsanitary.  They need to stop that and you need to help them!

Readers, back me up here, that’s just gross, right???

- Adjutant Bauble

[a-wondering-wandering-brain]

Pilling Problems

Just keep pilling more on the desk Clearing it would be too much of a task Piles getting so precarious It wouldn’t take anything nefarious Something simple as a current of air Even just one from a door swung Its already begun The slow collapse of stacks Fortunately I’m fast Even as it is catching me I’m catching the debris it rains Still putting on a good face, it’s just a feint Even as this is written time moves on
Debris falls Tomorrow comes