#pilot humor

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Aviation Struggles...

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The propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane used to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actually watch the pilot start sweating

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"Uh Grant County Tower, Tiger 1 is a flight of two F-5's holding short three two right, uh ready for takeoff."

"Tiger 1, Grant County Tower, continue holding short runway three two right, the air mail planes are coming in for the Christmas rush so it'll be a few minutes."

"Uh, we'll hold short three two right, uh about how long will the wait be? Tiger 1"

"Tiger 1, tower, that depends on those box haulers—BREAK—attention all inbound Amflight aircraft, you're all cleared to land runway three two right, expedite, heavy 747 on final behind you!"

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