#pineau-noir

[digthewriter]

Silk Sheets - birthday gift for @pineau-noir. I hope you like it. 

[hdowlpost]

OWL GIFTS for @pineau-noir

See on AO3: Functional crafts for the hard-working Hufflepuff

Summary: Drarry Tote with a golden snitch, house journal, and two bracelets: one gold and red, the other green and white with a snake bead. Also two attachable charms, one Deathly Hallow and one Lightning Bolt. Art Medium: crafts: iron on pattern on totes and book, hand beaded bracelets Rating: N/A Contains:Crafts,Tote Bag, Notebook, Bracelets, Charm Notes: I'm so glad I was able to participate and design some crafts again this year. I combined a love for Drarry with House Pride. I really hope you like it!

Read on AO3: You don't have to ask (to kiss me)

Summary: Post war, Harry runs into Malfoy in the hallways of St Mungo's. They start something new. Word Count: 5800 Rating: NC-17 Contains: innocent sexual exploration, mild dirty talk Notes: Thanks to my beta L for all the help and the mods for the extension(s). All the remaining mistakes are mine as this was quite late - post the deadline - and I don't deserve this much kindness.

Read on AO3: Everyone Needs A Weasley

Summary: It all started when Ron found a stray Malfoy and adopted him. By adopt, Harry meant dragging a dirty, shabby-dressed Draco Malfoy kicking and screaming into Grimmauld Place where he, Harry, and Hermione had been living together after the war. At the end of the day, everyone needs a Weasley. Word Count: 11151 words Rating: Teen and up (for language) Contains: humor, fluff, homeless Draco, broom designer Harry Notes: This fic is basically written because of my and my giftee's love for the Weasleys. So, even if this is a Drarry, I will admit I love Ron the most =v= To pineau_noir: I hope you like this.

[ashleyrguillory]

I am SO HERE for team Edward!!!!

Thank you for that art, so much!

Thank you, friend 🥺

It's the best team to be on.

[cibeewastaken]

I just reread Title of Their Sex Tape and AHHHHHHH!!!! MY FRIEND!!!!! I remembered it being good but it was like a thousand times better than what I remembered because my brain is dumb and I guess went 'nothing is actually that funny and sweet and be that brilliant irl, that's silly' but it was BETTER THAN THAT. It exceeded expectations and omg they were high! Everything about it is perfect and now there's beautiful art! You're so funny and clever and your Harry and Draco have so much heart!!!!!

you are so nice!!!!! what a treat to come home to😭😭😭 I am just really happy that some people find it funny ahhhhhhhhhh and the art by @dragontamerdrarry was such a heart-stoppingly wonderful surprise I mean have yall seen Draco’s arm muscles and scrunchie in that art, I died.

and tbh im grateful to all your help during the beta process lol I wanted to ask you to be like “this joke isn’t funny get it away” but in the end I felt like that was asking too much 😂😂 thank you thank you thank you for this ask!!!!

[redrosydiaz]

WE'RE (my bestie and I) WATCHING TRUST RN AND YOUR 'THE FERAL GARBAGE CAT LOVE OF MY LIFE' TAG IS THE BEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN BECAUSE SAME

AHH OMG YES I LOVE THAT FOR YOU GUYS!!! I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR WHAT YOU THINK OF IT WHEN YOU FINISH!!

BUT DJSJSKS LISTEN I WOULD LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR THAT FERAL GARBAGE CAT MAN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 😂😂 and thats like my personal favorite tag that i consistently use too so im glad you like it also lol

[pineau-noir]

A Soft Place to Land

Author: @pineau-noir /Pineau_noir on Ao3

Artist: @artgroves /alby_mangroves on Ao3

Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Rating: Explicit

Pairings: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, Peter Parker/Wade Wilson, Clint Barton/Natasha Romanov, Kate Bishop/America Chavez

Word Count: 41,949

Tags: meet ugly, slice of life, smol Steve Rogers, chubby Bucky Barnes, Alternative Universe- Modern Setting, Nerd Bucky Barnes, Stylist Steve Rogers, soft Stucky, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Smut, Fluff and Smut, Masturbation, Dry Humping, Fanart, Embedded Images, Fluff, Making out like teenagers, Blow Jobs, Brock Rumlow is a dick in every universe, Happy Ending , slight body shaming, slight emotional abuse, Author’s note in Chapter 7, Chapter 7 is Angst dialed up to 11, Steve Rogers needs a hug, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Praise King, Light edging, light D/s, even their kink is fluffy

Summary: Bucky Barnes grew up thinking he could do anything, and is coming to terms with the fact that his parents might have oversold the idea of being an adult. He's an average 30-something Brooklynite with an average job, an average life, and a (smaller than) average apartment. So, he compares his life to the colorful Instagram pictures his friends post while longing for the excitement and brightness of their online presences.

Steve Rogers has his dream job as a master stylist at the Red Room Salon, along with his dream apartment, and almost his dream life. Except, he's terrified of getting too close to people after his last real relationship left him self-conscious of being too hard in both personality and body type. While most of the emotional wounds have healed, their scars still linger.

What happens when Steve and Bucky meet one night over an accidental gesticulation gone wild alongside a smack in the face?

(Or: the meet-ugly with soft!Bucky; unicorn!haired Steve; good bros Sharon, Nat, and Bobbi; human disaster Clint Barton; everyday hero Sam; plus a side of Spideypool. There's smut, feels, and a story that's a bit more autobiographical than the author intended.)

A collaboration for the 2018 @cabigbang

Ao3

[hdowlpost]

OWL GIFTS for @pineau-noir

See on LJ: Handmade Soap with Harry Potter designs

Art Medium: soap Rating: G Contains: melt and pour soap, essential oils, and hp tattoos Notes:Dear pineau_noir, I hope you enjoy these handmade soaps! I enjoyed trying a new craft medium for owlpost this year and hopefully the scents and designs will make you happy!

Read on AO3: Cold and Wet

Summary: How do Hogwarts professors warm up when they're cold and wet? Word Count: 1,013 Rating: PG-13 Contains: Minerva McGonagall Notes: A big thank you to my beta, adafrog.

See on AO3: Banner Art

Summary: Banner art for the lovely pineau_noir and her amazing fics: Peanut Butter Tater Tot, Almost-but-not-quite, Tonight's the Night (Gonna be Alright), Only Happy When it Rains, and In Love with the Ferret.. Art Medium: Digital Art - Fic Banners Rating: G Notes: Leah, I've loved reading your work so much, and I probably had too much fun putting these together. I hope you like them <3 Thanks so much to Kitty and Vaysh for running this fest <3

[hdowlpost]

OWL GIFTS for @pineau-noir!

(Creators will be revealed on January 8, 2021.)

Gift from: anon Admire on AO3: Gifts for Molly Summary: Harry and Draco are at the shopping centre picking out Christmas presents for Molly. They get caught on camera after leaving the loos. Quite suspicious. Art Medium: Digital - photoshop. Rating: G Notes: Dear @pineau-noir, you said you liked purple :D so I hope you like this. You're a wonderfully kind person and this isn't good enough for you! ♥

Gift from: anon Read on AO3: I Think He Knows Summary: In which Draco expresses some Big Things and Harry overreacts and has a meltdown (you know, just Harry being Harry). Word Count: 2897 words. Rating: G Notes: Beta by @gallifrey1sburning.

Gift from: anon Be Amazed on AO3: [Ficbinding] In Love With the Ferret Link to Fic: In Love With the Ferret, by @pineau-noir​ Summary: Harry has never been the most observant bloke. Sometimes to the point of him not realising his feelings for a particular pointy, pale git. And it's not his fault if literally everyone else knows about said feelings except for Harry and the git in question. So it's really not his fault, when faced with the scope of his feelings, he suddenly has a hard time talking to one Draco Malfoy. Or looking him in the eye. Or not being a total weirdo around him. Craft: fanbinding Rating: G for binding | Explicit for fic Contains: Fanfic bound in custom bookcloth and marbled endpapers using a Coptic binding.