#pinkdoc replies

[pink-dr-mario]

disregard my last ask I'm going to go cause a resonance cascade brb

i-a was about to answer your last ask but

you're-a going to cause a what now

[pink-dr-mario]

So as a doctor, can you explain how Wario is apparently just immune to death?

the answer? there is-a none. at least not a clear one.

see wario's immortality is. honestly kind of a mystery?? even for-a the smash medical ward. but he-a just tells us:

"docs, listen-a here. i-a just don't-a want to die. that's it. capisce?"

and then he-a refused to explain further and left.

wario is-a so freaking weird.

[pink-dr-mario]

Wasn't there a black Dr.Mario at some point?

yes! i-a call him nero. people-a call him unlicensed.

i don't know, he-a probably is or something.

.. kidding. but he's a very private man.

[pink-dr-mario]

Ganondorf is back please be careful

And ignore if I walk by covered in blood

i-a saw. 👁👁

it-a took him a while to come back-- i-a saw his intro was actually like, an hour ago.

[pink-dr-mario]

bwa bwa bwa bwa. bwa bwa. arm hurt. what to do. bwa : (

@rabbid-luigi-bwabwa

it-a depends on what the injury is... if it's a sprain then i-a suggest icing it (i-a mean actual ice), resting it, compressing it with-a bandage and elevating it above where your heart is 💪

..if it's a broken arm, please-a go to your nearest doctor 😧

[pink-dr-mario]

Be careful what you wish for.

i-a know what i'm getting myself into. i-a get thrown around more times than a dumbell in an olympic game in-a just smash alone.

[pink-dr-mario]

here’s your supply of Maximum Tomatoes!!!

…

I’d send an image of some but you don’t have media turned on.

pretend you’ve got a cart of maximum tomatoes now

thank you! i-a nearly fell asleep waiting for these...

..

..also i-a didn't know media and anonymous asks were off... that's-a my mistake. they-a should be on now!

[pink-dr-mario]

OMG HAI DR MARIO HRU? <3

I'M-A GOOD!!! AND YOU?