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Adrian: It’s dark in here

Gwen: Don’t worry dude I got this

Gwen: *Stomps her feet*

Gwen: *Skechers light up*

Adrian, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Jim at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?

Jim, screaming at full volume: I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS!

Adrian: I’ve noticed we’ve slowly been phasing the ‘B’ out of our bromance.

Jim: There was a ‘B’?

Jim, drunk: Do you come here often?

Adrian: We live here, Jim.

Lily: When I get murdered can you make sure I'm an unsolved case?

Adrian: What?

Lily: I want to be on buzzfeed unsolved.

Adrian: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered?"

Adrian: Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread.

Gwen: Are you good, Skittles?

Adrian: Norman stole my fucking garlic bread.

Jim: Is there a word for horny, but like, in a non-sexual way? Like, I'm horny for Halloween but I'm not gonna fuck a pumpkin, you dig?

Adrian: The word you're looking for is "excited."

Gwen: My biggest talent is being stress.

Jim: Don’t you mean stressed?

Gwen: No.

Adrian, tired: No.

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