#pirate shitposts

[benevolentgodloki]

Strange: What's that?

Parker: Oh, Mr Loki's saving the universe with a Nintendo DS.

Loki, holding a TemPad: I don't have time to learn what that is to tell you how wrong you are, so, yes. That's exactly what it is.

[killmebutneverinsultme]

Continuing to be a menace to Lina with awful jokes

[killmebutneverinsultme2]

Will: (to Norrington) [My place] is right here, between you and Jack.

Jack: Exactly! A Will sandwich! There’s enough love to go around!

Everyone: *stares*

Jack: My mistake.

[benevolentgodloki]

Never gonna boop you up

Never gonna boop you down

Never gonna turn around and boop you

I lied.

Love is a boop dagger.

[benevolentgodloki]

Thinking about how the MCU Infinity Saga started with a man who got blown up by his own weapons and ended with him turning the enemy's weapon against them.

[benevolentgodloki]

I am become Loki, saviour of worlds

[benevolentgodloki]

// That weird realisation you get when Wade might just possibly be the only person who would want Loki to stab him and enjoy it.

[benevolentgodloki]

//When the world seems dark and you're frightened of the puritan, pearl-clutching masses, remember that a 19-year-old me wrote this

And now I write the most horrendous dead dove pr0n and I'm glad of it. It's ok. I was young. My brain hadn't matured yet and grown out of black-and-white thinking and honestly I'm kinda greysexual in my bi-ness so it took a while to get a sense of sexual exploration in writing.

Don't let anyone tell you what you can and can't write, or worry about other people's opinions. Because they can change. Humans are wired differently at different times of their lives and that's ok.